mr. seymour

my life a youtube poop… any pronouns

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

When I run into 3 people in one day

[heather @prettyalbatross]

meanwhile boston is run by people who take six years (and counting) to paint a single bus lane.

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@dacarez0ne_ Others not so lucky…

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Socialism seems to be the wave of the future.

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@gfmuseum we love greta

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@dacarez0ne_ lock me up! (i not only take the 109, but also used to take the 86 from brighton to somerville and vice versa before they cut it in half creating said 109…)

[shirley not @pueIIaaeterna]

i hate narrativising my life but it's hard not 2 when presented w a series of poetic and eerie coincidences that feel more novelistic than real

[seraphina @seraphfem]

…. #Need

[heather @prettyalbatross]

just saw a toddler wearing an "i ❤️ overreacting shirt." has to be some sort of crazy mind game to make your kid wear that.

[heather @prettyalbatross]

guy walks into a restaurant with a laptop covered in MIT and Claude stickers, immediately puts on his gamer headset and starts loudly interviewing for a position in "agentic model training." take that shit to san francisco buddy i'm trying to hear neil young on the speakers.

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

So he uber courier’d them

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@dannyguices In other words you truly never know

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@dannyguices I bonded with an almost certainly straight old guy at a 24-hour diner in NH because he tried to make a Fiona Apple reference to the waitresses (who knew him by name) and they didn’t get it, so then I chimed in and we talked about her being a genius + his love of LA Confidential

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@samanthajgross Think I did once just before the most recent Celtics parade, but that’s it!

[mr. seymour @BigYeem]

@Kostas_Shoegaze Since spring 2023

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore their boss’s calls, messages, and emails after their shift ends

[romansky @408romansky]

Zohran Mamdani is on Minoxidil

Last year, Hasan recommended him to start taking it 😭

[lex walton vevo official @yugiohmachinim2]

i would like to marry joe gleason of joe box