Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
Abi the those servants wey em give talent n'ko ?π
Two servants play 2 odds each the other one no multiply him own nah so master collect ham from the wereyππ
E ta tete lo...till thy kingdom cum π₯²
Congratulations, Lionel Messi, on receiving the 2026 Princess of Asturias Award for Sports π
A well-deserved recognition of an extraordinary career, defined by your legendary legacy at BarΓ§a and a journey filled with success with our Club.