Michelle Pereira

im big and im mich

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

My little pinky toe felt arthritic this morning

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

playing never have i ever, i’d have to put a finger down if anyone says “thrown a pork chop down the stairs”

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

I love him for the little freak that he is but.. please, for the love of God, get out of the dumpster

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

@mcuban LOL as Susie Wiles was just appointed his Chief of Staff. This didnt age well 😬

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

Happy and sad

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

My toxic trait is that I think I can do your workout but you cant do mine. I dont even work out that hard I’m just committed to my delulu I guess

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

If youre nasty thats none of my business.. but some of yall should be more embarrassed to be selling your dirty trash on facebook.

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

marriage: you hate each other almost as often as you love each other but its still absolutely worth it 🥰 💕

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

Overheard in Morristown: “Oscar Meyer is for poor people”

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

Flights should charge with correlation to the airplane. Why does a seat on a plane from 1990 cost the same as a new aircraft with wifi & TV screens? The same way you pay for 1st class… charge more for a new plane and discount if its crusty dusty. Let me decide tho… @united

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

airlines should weigh you with your bag and calculate total weight, not just your luggage

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

Suggested adding a 2nd level to our home and moving husbands flooded basement office upstairs. His response “I prefer the basement”. Kk. Get your flippers & snorkel, babe. 🏊 💦🤿

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@GavinNewsom I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

Wait.. how does dropping out of a race you’re losing make you a patriot 🤔

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

….What can be, unburdened by what has been

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

@KamalaHarris Fake news. Delete this.

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

Whenever I send my dad a video on facebook he sends it back to me. Is this cute and sad or just cute

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

If you live your life actively trying to avoid hard things.. i feel like your life actually ends up being so much harder..

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

@Rosenbergradio not sure if youre serious about your views on caitlin clark or just trying to elicit a reaction but.. i’ve never wanted to punch the radio before listening to you, today. Womens basketball is finally on the map, because of her. You’re a hater.

[Michelle Pereira @Big_Mich_]

@tedcruz please find a new barber