Robby Elsner

Hockey, baseball, and ultimate frisbee. Plus fishing, boating, and hunting. If you think you know me you're probably wrong. ΠΚΑ

[PragerU @prageru]

.@thewillwitt with the facts 👇

[Will Witt @thewillwitt]

got cursed out in a grocery store haha worth it!!!

[Joel Stenger @joelstenger29]

I didn’t write this but pretty spot on.

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

I’m having a corona party at my apartment rn and I just sold a thing of orange juice for $20...best $20 I’ve ever made

[PragerU @prageru]

A trophy for participating?

Not only is the practice NOT helpful — it's counterproductive.

@cobijones explains why:

[Will Witt @thewillwitt]

you may not realize this, but there is a huge difference between being a republican and being a conservative. republican is just a party, where conservatism is a way of living.

[PragerU @prageru]

Could you learn more about real life working at McDonald's than at college?

A former employee gives her take.

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

McDanks in Cook, MN:

Some old lady “do you guys serve alcohol here?”

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

@callherdaddy ur moms house

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Has anyone ever in history worked a full day, worked out, made a home cooked meal and cleaned up, packed a lunch for the next day, and got to bed before midnight???

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

Thomas & Hintz #bucciovertimechallange

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

Thornton/Stone #bucciovertimechallange

[PragerU @prageru]

Europe is dying.

America must heed the warning and fiercely protect our own culture, or witness the same fate.

RT this video to help others understand what's been going on there.

@thewillwitt

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

I went to four different establishments(stores) after work today and the customer service was exceptional at all of them...what a great way to end a good day #positivity

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

@Jackstronaut That’s understandable. Kinda like the meat sweats

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You know you’re out of shape when you’re out of breath after making a sandwich

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

@AllansonrileyMy @durnkposts Nah that ain’t me

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

me: hey are there any snacks down there?

cj: just me!!!!!

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

Ongoing social experiment:

Leave the armrest up after sitting down on an airplane and see how long it takes the stranger next to you to put it down while imagining how rattled they are the whole time because you didn’t put it down

[Robby Elsner @Big_RobQuotes]

When is outlook going to put the “like” button in for emails??