Jake

they must have amnesia they forgot that I'm him

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

me and the gang rolling out to play and have fun

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Statement from Steelers President Art Rooney II on Coach Mike Tomlin:

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

fedex guy left this on my porch

[Four Loko @fourloko]

RT if you LOVE ❄️ or want a chance to win this board

[… @garrett_crochet]

Thank u Mac Miller

[Ben @freedomanddogs]

I want a government small enough to have neither the time nor the resources to conduct a 5 hour raid over a pet squirrel.

[𝗰𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗺 @chrisbriem]

PITTSBURGH IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The government should leave people and their animals alone

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the european mind cannot comprehend this

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

"Hey try this IPA, I think you'll really lik--"

Me:

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Is this real?

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I hope 2024 is the year Punxsutawney Phil loses it and comes out of that stump blasting.

[Tire King𓃵 @tinko30]

When will Microsoft Edge Microsoft cum?

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

One of the simplest pleasures in life is watching a fat fuck rip shit up.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

I had to attend the Danelo Cavalcante press conference because I knew no one else would ask the questions that needed to be asked. Also, they were very polite in asking me to leave.

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

homunculus just dropped

[Brady @pebbut]

every time i leave work i get to see this

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

See you in a week.