Austin

pretend cowboy / mediocre millwright

[Yoshi ☄️ @wakeupyoshi]

imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no 😭

[sprout 🌱 @brainnothoughts]

sidney outside the bar *lighting a cigarette*: "the last time i wore an A you were 4 years old isnt that weird"

macklin, so drunk he can't stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Pimp my ride was so fucking funny cause a car would come in with busted suspension and they would put 4 ps2s and a surfboard in it then not fix the suspension

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[Michael Grier @OleGriersy]

That doesn't sound like Tiger

[frank_morrish @frank_morrish]

A beer you’re enjoying will feel like drinking a shot of beer. A beer you’re not enjoying will feel like you’re drinking a bathtub of the stuff

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

white people be like i ran away at 24

[basil @blis5ful]

marlboro reds taste like its serious about being a cigarette

[Neet @neet_sol]

can’t find a job i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

My roommates gone and his dog just sneezed like a person and I almost fucking shot him

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

White people will kill their whole family and the judge will say No kissing your dog on the lips for 2 weeks

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Imagine Eliot Friedman was your new years kiss

[user @user84829272]

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes

[死 @humanxmaybe]

smoking on that shit that gave Austin Powers

[ራሀል @AFRlCUZ]

I see why niggas turned 27 then died

[Cuzsie @cuzsie]

“Steam Machine”

looks inside

electricity

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

white boy please…

[× @theNyx__]

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

he’s a narcissist, dude. a total eagle maniac