Bigfoot Matters

Hey, even Bigfoot needs a Twitter account. If you're a Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Squatch or human that wants to hear about what a Bigfoot does all day, tune in.

[Blast @blast]

Blast has become the 6th largest chain by Dapp TVL (2nd largest L2).

It's only been 27 days since Mainnet launch. There's much more to come from here.

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I’m giving away my broken puppets. No strings attached.

#Osiris-mobile

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Bigfoot’s 2021 New Year’s Resolution #1:

Stop procrastinating.

#thecookingguy

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Bought a new thesaurus but all the pages were blank. There’s no words for how angry I am.

#ricer

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Bigfoot’s Houseware Shopping Tips #235:

Don’t go furniture shopping when you’re tired. You’ll buy more mattresses than you need.

#Char Siu

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This time of year, people always blame me for the weather. I guess I’m the fall guy.

#Manchovy

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I finally found out why they call it a novel coronavirus. It’s a long story.

#bampfistmebrozerfromanotherbrozer

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Coronavirus. I’m so sick of it.

#WhyToiletPaper?

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Started a new business to weigh tiny little stuff. It’s a small scale operation.

#bucket ‘o tape

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I told Patty that I wanted to do quantum mechanics. She said I was just going through a phase.

#BarkAlert

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Got a new fridge magnet. So far, it hasn’t attracted any fridges.

#Element115

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I spent all day installing a new muffler. Now I’m exhausted.

#mindbottleing

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I was going to start a new diet but I have too much on my plate right now.

#pneumonia

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Patty was so mad that I gave her bad directions that she packed up her stuff and right.

#beagleorbagel

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When I was a lumberjack, I cut exactly 4,328 trees. I know because I always kept a log.

#muddypaws

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Got a new pet groundhog. He’s great but he keeps drinking all my coffee.

#Intelligentsia

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Patty told me to stop doing my impression of a flamingo. That’s where I have to put my foot down.

#panko

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Started a new job as a garbage man. I didn’t get any training but I’m sure I can pick it up along the way.

#BandstandBoogie

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I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. It feels like something bad is about to happen.

#zombietrainfire

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Got an odd letter from my origami school. I’m not sure what to make if it.

#happyDoughnutDay