BD Softley

SQL guy, Dad, Husband, 4th Generation Nebraskan, Husker fan, Mensan, maker tinkerer, misplaced farm kid.

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@ianmiles Someone is going to get themselves shot doing this.

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@mrdenny I prefer to think of it as "DON'T LOOK" rather than Outlook.
#DoNotDisneyMySoftware

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@DeuceQuattroINC @ONLYinDADE SHE lost track of her kids...

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@erinstellato Cheers

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@BrentO It is in our “official” coding standards.

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@SQLDBA I have switched to 55” TV’s for monitors and will never go back.

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@tradney Wonderful news, my friends daughter is through the same journey.

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@JenMsft CNBC, bloomberg, audiobooks.

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@JenMsft @dotMorten Watch the original BBC version before you watch the US version.

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@1011_News Dog slobber

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@heydave7 No, crypto will be the greatest transfer of wealth from the the small investors to the scammers.

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@BuckWoodyMSFT Did you get it moved or do you still need help?

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@warrenrumak @BrentO Soberly berates staff of any rank.

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@ralulla Going forward we need performance metrics in the contracts. $/win $$/Big10win $$ for top 4 finish. etc

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@kathbarbadoro @geo_walters Soak it on a bowl of vinegar.

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@ryanhorton Of course he showed creativity and originality, If he wants to survive in school he needs to learn to give the teachers the answers they want to hear.

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@woctxphotog @ofctimallen Do not get it out of phase!!!

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@Spear_chucker35 @ofctimallen size matters.

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@ofctimallen unit 6 at a hydroelectric plant.

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@DesertDBA My favorite was a mock funeral.
The interns carried it through the office on their shoulders, one of the older guys said a bunch of things in latin (the were actually plant names) and one gals acted like she was crying. After we lowered it into the recycle cart, we had a wake.