crockpot

Suplex me so I know it’s real.

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

I just wanna say that Kitana, from mortal Kombat, if you’re out there can you beat the shit out of me please?

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

“I use mine to beat off robbers with.”

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get my hand held in the next 48 hours I may perish.

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

The dog pissed my bed, who’s next?

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

Hi just a PSA, I love my roommates with every fiber of my being!

[👑 @King2Wesley]

Vampires ain't got shit on Vin Diesel

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

Sorry babe, that’s little tit energy.

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

Robert Pattinson in a tracksuit will be our always.

[Goopworm BLM @DiligentPancake]

Babe, are you mad? You haven't sung along with any of the minecraft parodies

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

Y’all don’t just get to raw dog air because you’re a Republican.

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

@DiligentPancake 🐀

[madison @madisonripIey]

edward looked so good during the wedding scene, he doesn’t get enough credit

[Jorb @Jorbiner]

So was nobody gonna tell me that Ben Shapiro sounds like a stereotypical nerd? How has no one shoved him in a locker yet??

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

I want someone to love me as much as I love Pitbull.

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

I just want to say I love and miss all of my friends, thank you this has been my ted talk.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

hey now
you’re a horse girl
get your mane on
eat hay
hey now
you’re a horse, girl
nail your shoes on
scream neigh

[crockpot @BiggButtJackson]

I look like a fucking fetus.