Alexander Tyndall

renowned grouch. Father to my beautiful Albany. A lover of food, admirer of life. wish I could be more narcissistic. out to lunch . kisses

[Alexander Tyndall @BiggGrumpy]

@fredsirieix1 The cabinet are discussing

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@TinyMacNasty It is more annoying when someone butters bread with a spoon…. And then burns you !!

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@Sandford_Police I was looking for all the bellends…. Here you are 👀……Right now you count from twenty and then come and find me…. 🏃‍♂️

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@Brink_Thinker 30 👍🏻

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@c2c_Rail 🤬

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Spread the word II

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@MarkQuinnyYNWA @TyOlwenHospice @LFC You’ll never walk alone. God bless you

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@TinyMacNasty

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@TinyMacNasty Who let the dogs out ? Only kidding 🥺

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Who knew this poster was actually an accurate depiction of post COVID staffing

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@GaryUsher_ Make lots of holes in it and push in basil leaves and knobs of butter, sounds wrong but tastes so right 🤨

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Recruitment open day. Great success 🧐

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@TinyMacNasty Little mermaid and Pocahontas

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Kwispy skwin 😋

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@TinyMacNasty I say ramen to that

[The Dining Room @eldiningroomi]

Before you take to Tripadvisor in a couple of weeks to be a prick about a restaurant’s wine list please bear in mind I wrote most of it from memory while drinking shit supermarket rose warm. Also, even the guys that work at Tripadvisor think you’re a prick.

[Alexander Tyndall @BiggGrumpy]

A couple of my London properties have been closed for over a year.... when I walked into them today it felt like a scene from ‘I Am Legend’ 🧟‍♂️ I’m taking golf clubs with me next time ..

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@Atomicblondie74 Firm fan of this summery ditty... love it !!

[Andy Keates @a_keates]

@JimMFelton Colin the Caterpillar !! Wait until they see Hitler the Hedgehog 😉

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@fredsirieix1 About time grandad 👴

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@Honeybun091 Good luck trying to buy now 👀