Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
Interesting.. 1.5 million Christians marched the streets of Belgrade. The mainstream media won’t show you this. Faith is still alive and strong. ✝️🙏
Do you believe God is real?
@Patriotism87543 Absolutely Did everyone get completely stupid and forget there are laws ? And for good reason After Jackass Biden allowing thousands of undocumented immigrants to enter without documentation this country is a shit show..
@srodg2@LosTalksPats@DougKyed No worries Mr Kraft is dealing with that at this very moment just figuring out whether he is gonna stay and build it where it’s at in Foxboro or move to NH…
@CatherinVaritek Absolutely, baseball is a team sport. The way Devers has acted is nothing short of dispicable. Time to cut out the cancer and move on….
@SavageSports_ @ByMarkDaniels And once again they screw it up… How do you trade for a positional round move…smh… he was worth an entire pick at least a 4th rounder. Cowboys robbed us. This is gonna come back to haunt us mark my words. The real story is “The end for Dak”
@Chase6D Nope… unfortunately I don’t think Hunter is the right pick… the way the market is playing out the last few years it looks like our only chance of landing a true #1 WR is gonna be the draft and Hunter doesn’t rate there at WR… I WANT TET!