SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Basic DNI | GREATEST SOLDIER EVER!!! REALLY! | OC character! | Parody, Not associated with anyone! | run by @ultraducks677

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

//Geez I really like this whole parody twitter thing huh!?

This is an account for my oc, Sergeant Ryan!

of course, as always, this account, too, is run by @ultraducks677.

More info about Sergeant Ryan below!

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

//to the two people out there that know I exist, I’m thinking of making a comeback with this account again.

//I never really went anywhere with this idea and Im hoping maybe I can keep myself motivated enough to do it again

[Tyrone Rodriguez ( ● ︿●) @tyronerodriguez]

Rest in peace, Sam. Thank you for the contribution to The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth #TBOI

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@stoaticore @POKINWITHMYFORK HAHA imagine pyrophinas fire breath stinking is so funny to me//

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

SITUATION UPDATE. STUCK IN A BUNKER. CRAWLING THROUGH SOME AIR WAYS. GOTTA STAY ALERT, THEY MIGHT FIND ME.

DEEP IN ENEMY TERRITORY, NO CONNECTION TO THE OUTSIDE. LUCKILY I PACKED A BIG LUNCH, RATIONING IT OUT GOOD.

UPDATE AGAIN SOON. RYAN OUT.

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies *he flinches at his touch, clearly still afraid of seraphim. he points his 1911 at him.*

*but he lowers it again, instead using his walkie talkie to contact his friends.*

“Alice…do you copy…”

*silence.*

“Doc, do you copy…”

*silence.*

“You sure it’s safe down here..?”

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

*The desert. not a bad place to be but man, it was boring. He wandered off to the middle of nowhere to play around with some explosives.*

*Course, As he wanders, he sees something sticking out of the sand. Is that…a bunker? Seems worth investigating.*

*So, in his usual 1/2

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies *everything around him seemed hostile. everything except seraphim’s voice. With how calm it was it reminded him of the stories he was told.*

“THIS…THIS IS…JUST LIKE THE LAB AGAIN. ATTACKING FROM ALL ANGLES, NO SURRENDER, NO MERCY…”

*The lab. The one place that ruined him.*

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies *he rushes deeper, deeper, deep as he can. Terror fills him as he rushes into the nearest room he can and slams the door shut. He locks it, checks the lock twice, three times, Checks it until he’s certain it’s safe*

*and then he crumbles into a ball. he struggles to keep still.*

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies to do is run, and fast. any direction, just get away from here and quickly.*

“YOU AINT TAKING ME ALIVE DAMN IT!!!”

*so he anxiously bolts past seraphim, he doesn’t know where he’s going or what he’s doing. Just get away from here. anywhere but here. deeper, deeper in he goes.*

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies *His stomach churns. The outside wasn’t decimated. Not yet, at least. he knew that much. this guy clearly didn’t know, He couldn’t see!*

“HOME…”

*the word bounced in his head. He wanted to go home. to the lab, lock the doors, hide away. but he can’t. all he can think 1/2

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies *he freezes in place looking at the figure. This was not something he’d ever seen. He’d seen horrors like no other, sure, but this was…Terrifying in a way he couldn’t describe.*

*his hands grew shaky, as did his aim and light.*

“THE WAR ISNT OVER THOUGH…NOT YET…RIGHT..?”

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@tumorouslies *a voice rang out, unfamiliar. his mind instantly began to crawl with terror, with fear. but he held it together, his steps echoing as he moves forwards.*

“..IM JUST A SOLDIER, LOOKING FOR…I DON’T KNOW.”

*he didn’t lie, he was merely curious. the world below was so far…*

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@M4GIC4L_PUSSY *he watches as she eats the sandwich. He feels…bad for her. No one should go hungry, not under his watch.*

“HEY UH-*ahem.*” *he lowers his voice. Clearly it wasn’t helping.* “You really enjoyed that sandwich huh? I remember the first time I had one. It was good.”

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@M4GIC4L_PUSSY “UHH. OKAY!”

*so he draws forth his lunch box, taking a napkin and putting the sandwich on it. he also offers a small canteen of water. he puts them down and backs up a bit.*

“HERE YOU GO! FOOD AND WATER, TO KEEP YA HEALTHY SOLDIER!”

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@M4GIC4L_PUSSY *he looks kind of upset at the notion of someone eating rats. He would never! He prefers his sandwiches and whatever the lab can offer.*

“EATING RATS SEEMS TERRIBLE! I JUST EAT THE SANDWICHES I MAKE! I’D BE WILLING TO SHARE MY LUNCH WITH YOU IF YOU WANT! ITS…ANOTHER SANDWICH!”

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@M4GIC4L_PUSSY *He looks at lucy, clearly not understanding what her hiss meant.*

“SERGEANT RYAN! I CAN BE LESS LOUD TOO!”

*his tone drops to a raspy whisper.*

“SEE? ANYWAYS, YOU SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE DEAD. I WANTED TO CONFIRM THAT. ARE YOU HUNGRY? I HAVE SOME FOOD ON ME!”

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@undeadnecrocat HOORAY! CONGRATULATIONS! BUT, ANYWAYS, YOU WANT SOME OF MY SANDWICH HERE? ITS GOT…BREAD. AND SALAMI!

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

I THOUGHT THE SKULL CAT WAS A LESBIAN??

[Maranja🔮🪳 @tanginamaran]

Sorry kittycat, in this world the cannibal butcher gets the necromancer #mewgenics

[SERGEANT RYAN!!!!!!!!!!! @BiggestBoomEver]

@undeadnecrocat I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LESBIAN. THAT YOU ONLY LIKED GIRLS? DOESNT SEEM FAR FETCHED!