Big Matt

it's me

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

"Sir you don't have enough in your checking for the deposit on this home"

My lawyer is here, her name is Remington.

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

Ketamine is just irl lagswitching

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@mimsysroommate We've been lost for like 3 weeks this isn't funny I wanna go home where the MiG is this fucking Buick is a shit box

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@mimsysroommate Shit tastes sweet as honey dude

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos @mimsysroommate Just fucking end it

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@mimsysroommate OH GOD THAT'S A CAR BOMB

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@mimsysroommate Bro I've been too fucking sad to do any chaotic shit, who the fuck is trying to take my fucking place I will hurt you

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos Answer me

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos I do not understand

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos He is Kazuya not a 12 year old boy why are we talking about hentai

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos If anyone thinks Kazuya is a shoto, they're idiots

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos Trash

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos @mimsysroommate @blender_yung YOU ARE ALL FUCKED.

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos @mimsysroommate Clean-up isle front lawn, I crashed another MiG. I brought home a few Russians idk who they are but they're here

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@JurassicCheetos @mimsysroommate I'm home

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@mimsysroommate I'm going back to Russia for a few days. Have some shit I need to sort out.

Don't hit me up only the real ones know what's up

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@blender_yung Where is the "I own a MiG fighter jet" option

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

Today I calculated how much duckpower = one horsepower.

It's a 300:1 ration.
300 duckpower = 1 horsepower
This is what I'm going to school for.

[Big Matt @BiggestMatticus]

@mimsysroommate I dare you to say that again, to my fucking face this time