Alexi

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

July 4th. What a perfect day to bring home a newborn. Everyone’s celebrating him and his startle reflex is at an all time high with all the booms.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

BCC is a powerful thing when you’re mass emailing 100+ people, none of them know each other and have no reason to respond to anyone except the sender.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Went on vacation with one face, coming back home with another.

#sunburn

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

My biggest snow day mistake was baking an entire batch of cookies while I was home alone and thinking I wouldn’t eat all of them in under 3 days.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Save your work my friends. The last 2.5 hours of my life just disappeared when excel crashed.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

@aleckhoury There’s still time! Make it this year!

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I am a real painter 🎨

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Went to a restaurant and ordered a drink. Waitress came back later and said she was new and needed to see my ID. Said I looked young. Meanwhile I’m sitting at the table looking like this:

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

@rather_be_flyin No where to put the nets

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Me to my 36 club volleyball coaches: We have no space on Thursdays

Everyone: I will choose to practice Thursday!

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Me to me at 10pm: Now’s a good time to bake chocolate chip cookies.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

@rather_be_flyin

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

@Mnuessen2014 Only one way to know

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

I called someone’s emergency contact from their lost phone to let them know it was here. He started texting the lost phone to “tell her” that she left it…

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Me to me yesterday: you have too many tshirts
Me today: buys new tshirt

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Me adding things to my to do list after I’ve done them so I can check something off. The midweek struggle is real.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Me answering calls from people based on an email I sent out with literally all the answers to their questions in the email.

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

@steinbacherTS What position will you play??

[Alexi @BigggestAl]

Someone else can do my job, that’s fine. Good luck!