A lady right behind me just got kicked off the flight I'm on for being too drunk. She didn't do anything wrong as far as i could tell. At the same time our flight got delayed and I've been drinking HARD for 3 hrs... π³ #playitcool#actsober
Recently I saw a dating profile that said, "Looking for LTR"
I understood that as "Looking for Lord of the Rings" and was wondering why they forgot the 'O'
This is why I'm single... LOL