The Unemployed Executioner

Mountain German trying to make sense of it all
Seeking employment, willing to be paid in chicken tenders.

[The Unemployed Executioner @BigotBread]

A warning to people who follow me: I will occasionally post in German on topics related to German/Austrian events.
See it as your entry point into the German autism bubble.

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

Is he too big or is the bucket too small

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

Sorry guys I watched the entire American left mock or celebrate Charlie Kirk’s death so I’m not retarded enough to pretend they don’t want us dead

[MaxicFanGirl @FanMaxic]

הגויים הם חיות אדם חסרות נשמה ותפקידם היחיד הוא לשרת את היהודים

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

Relentless mockery of their belief system is the only thing that works. Props to this woman for going hard in the paint while it's still wet and not after it's safe.

[The Unemployed Executioner @BigotBread]

Imperialism is when you aren't enthusiastic about youe country becoming a dystopian theocratic shit hole where virgin women sentenced to death are raped to ensure they go to hell

[Alain Beidou @avispartan1]

The reason Persepolis is liked by Western imperialists despite the author's many explicit anti-Western stances is bc she demonstrates no commitment whatsoever to the national project of Iran, only to the personal hedonic interests of herself and her friends and kin.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Last night, I read the entirety of C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters. It's a novel told in the form of letters written by a demon to another demon instructing him on ways to manipulate his "patient" to do evil.

This one quote sounded familiar.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

It’s insane watching these people repeatedly deny something that their own side is gleefully doing.

[The Unemployed Executioner @BigotBread]

@atlanticesque It's kind of hilarious in this context how much political change happened in the last decade due to the powers that be deciding to fuck with video games

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what happened to Chutou..

A border collie with 1.5 million followers was stolen off his family's farmland while his owner was traveling abroad.

He was sold to a dog meat restaurant for $27, killed, and eaten before anyone could find him.

- Chutou was an 8-year-old border collie famous for joining his owner on years of journeys across China
- Security footage caught two strangers hauling him away on an electric bike
- He was wearing both a collar and a GPS tracker when he was taken
- The owner offered $1,500 to get him back - the thief had already sold him for $27

One man's most loyal companion became a $27 meal, and in China that broke no law.

[Angel @angedipus]

That is actually an adult woman and its okay to be straight

[New York Post @nypost]

Anti-ICE rioter who 'savagely bit' federal agents faced child porn charges https://t.co/2TTUNoez2g

[Film Facts @ElfwickDraws]

“D.E.I. DOESN’T EXIST IN THE UK!

POLICE DOCUMENTS NEVER MENTION D.E.I.!

IT’S A FAR-RIGHT CONSPIRACY THEORY!”

Then why are police forces paying staff over half a million quid in wages for something that doesn’t exist?

[𝕮𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖆 @CeaddaOfMercia]

The given answer will be "colonialism" despite the British Empire giving India industrial infrastructure, and China an apocalyptic crack epidemic

[Daniش @Bawkamaal]

Indians and their unopposed obsession with sax and rape

[OldSlayer🇺🇸🍻 @BCotton52002]

@esjesjesj Replacing your population with foriegners isn't saving anything. It just expedites your extinction and the take over of your territory.

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

>snuck a laxative into a woman's drink to record her shitting

HOMIE, FUCKING WHAT?

[The Unemployed Executioner @BigotBread]

They will keep posting this, but the "everyone gets a puppy" has won multiple times and there were no puppies, only super diarrhea while they jingled the puppy in front of you

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

california jungle primary

[Fiadh 🍓🍌 Kitsune @FiadhBaikal]

NO ONE IS CALLING THE ACTRESS UGLY

THEY UGLIFIED THE CHARACTER YOU USELESS RETARD