BikeNerd

BikeNerds #LoveCycling & having a laugh about it

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@chrisfroome Should we try this at home!?

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When you've ridden a full loop but sure you had a headwind for the whole ride...

#BikeNerdProblems

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You know you're a BikeNerd when your missus turns round & says what was the real price?...

#BikeParts

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Having that speech prepared for why you need another bike...

#AllDoneIt
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Some more road porn...

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Buying a car based on transporting the bike...
(credit @HankLW )

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How you feel when you've had a few days off the bike...

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Looking out the window wondering if you'll ever ride in shorts n short sleeve jersey ever again!...

#BringOnSummer
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Kid pesters you for a computer game for months...

Then they mention a bike & a full carbon with di2 arrives the next day...

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Finding recovery rides impossible because your Strava friends will see your average speed...

#StravaWanker

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Getting into work like...

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Trying to style it out when you set off from a junction & miss you're pedal first & second attempt...

#AllDoneIt

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When you're a total mess at the end of a hard ride then someone you know drives past...

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Nailed it...

https://t.co/DyMhKZB89A

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Wake up...Check Strava
Go to work...Check Strava
On toilet...Check Strava
After ride...Check Strava
Get in bed...Check Strava

#StravaWanker

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Every BikeNerds search history...

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Great news from Garmin ... If you crash they'll fix it for you 👍

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Getting in from a 3 hour ride & spending another hour checking your Strava segments...

#StravaWanker

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Getting bollocked for using your wife's razors... Or bollocking her for using yours...

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Wanting to ride you're true love on Valentine's Day has a totally different meaning for BikeNerds...

#SundayRide