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[Hybis @BiishkaG]

Ah chakal , faut partir avant l’aube

[JeanMike @Mike_Oner]

Passons la douane déjà, ne brûlons pas les étapes

[Le doigt-bite de Boris Vallaud @QuintuplePote]

Ma main à couper que l’accent a joué mdr

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

como me siento cuando alguien me esta mostrando un video q no da risa y dura mas de 2 minutos

[haņņah ♿️✨ @genzalternative]

hoping abandoning ur wife less than a year after almost dying giving birth to ur kid was worth it spongebob

[☔ @Whotfismick]

had a job interview at 1pm then got offered the job at 2pm..

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[𝓢’ @sddrms_]

Est-ce que les anglais on déjà fait une telle perf a 8h du matin ??

[narcissus ☆ @xoveloure]

that’s why i support that couple clearing out their womb

[jay @cyhrme]

lizzo not having a fanbase is so weird to me when this woman was literally selling out arenas not even 2 years ago. like, where did those people go?😭😭😭😭😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

As a parent you shouldn't be telling your kids that you sacrificed your life for them, It’s hurtful and manipulative, and it’s not true. You chose to have your kids and nobody forced you to have them. Taking care of them is your responsibility.

[hendoudamn @hind_tln]

Pendant que son niveau d’humour en France c’est ça :

[s44nti @s44nti]

“estás ocupado?”

yo: “no”

*videollamada entrante*

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[B @Biiaf]

Ser solteira é: dar ghosting em 7 pessoas, ficar obcecada por 1 e levar ghosting dessa uma

[VANCE @VanceRoday]

this has to be internalized racism 😭😭

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

From side chick to wife is crazy because now you have to perform every day for a man who already showed you what happens when he is no longer happy.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

whatever is happening to magazines lately… keep it coming

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[marwa🤍 @lbawram]

Faut vraiment arrêter avec ce fantasme des femmes qui sont dépressives à 35 ans parce qu’elles sont seules (elles vivent leur meilleure vie) aucune femme n’est jamais morte de célibat tandis que les cimetières sont remplis de femmes qui auraient préféré ne jamais s’être mariées

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

TikTok: Puedo tener acceso a tus contactos.

Yo: No gracias.

TikTok a los 10 minutos: Mira, a lo mejor conoces a esta persona de tus contactos.