Bijou Boot Barry

Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whisky. 🥃

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@_davidlimbrick Any exceptions, flag-wise?

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@MikeyDiMercurio Earliness allows for fuckwittery on the way there.

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@ellymelly Desert thieves.

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@AlboMP Living under the Albanese Government is like fucking an echidna. It's a thousand pricks against one.

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@Supersonic_Red Like maybe they want a gander at Mother Goose?

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@MikeyDiMercurio The Greeks I knew a s a young man had a saying…

“Any woman who wants a good <ratchet-screwdriver gesture>, and does not get it, is a disgrace to all men.”

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@AlboMP Frickin tourist.

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@AlboMP Yeah, you’re REAL popular Stateside, aren’t you?

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@AlboMP

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@ellymelly One finds oneself wondering, did the Albo-tollah issue a fatwa against One Nation’s leadership the day after the Secret Harbour loss?

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@KobieThatcher Long for the day when Mike Carlton, The Fitz, and all the Leftie Luvvies of the Northern Beaches wake up and find they don’t recognise their suburbs anymore.

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@AlboMP Did the Albo-tollah issue a fatwa against One Nation’s leadership the day after the Secret Harbour loss?

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@KobieThatcher … and desert thieves.

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@DaveToau @MikeyDiMercurio Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

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@MikeyDiMercurio @grok Hey grok, start the day being chewed out by the best, and everybody else's efforts sound tinhorn.

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@MikeyDiMercurio Ought to be able to get a gig as the FIFA mascot.

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@MikeyDiMercurio "You don't believe in true love?"

"True Love ran at Saratoga Saturday."

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@MikeyDiMercurio It's a fine line between "Pick ya window" and "Waddaya drinking?"

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Look, either shit or get off the pot, sweetheart.

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@pwafork The ice doesn’t melt—it evolves. After the third drink, it develops opinions, a British accent, and a quiet disappointment in your life choices.