Jolene Arthur

In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned.

[Vanessa Price @OtelleGrady]

Did you know this fact about Harvard http://t.co/m1uFYFGFOQ

[Jolene Arthur @Bike2Jo]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Jolene Arthur @Bike2Jo]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Jolene Arthur @Bike2Jo]

Internet connection has failed : Now don't rape the Refresh button.

[Karen Haberman @ledet_l]

My son told me he could see the future. So I punched him in the face. "Guess you're not very good at it."

[Marie Kinlaw @rachelshetler2]

I'm worried, I'm stressed, I'm confused but I have God that will make the right things happen so it will all be alright.

[Jolene Arthur @Bike2Jo]

Urban Outfitters: Why does looking poor cost so much?

[Ann Green @BeulahMorrin]

Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition.