Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue)

The last conservative. Your employer should fire you for my tweets. You are complicit. - Voted NPC of the year by the Bards Guild.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

I am the last conservative! The right is no longer conservative.

A card carrying member of the smartypants dark web.

If you call me a lefty I will sue you!

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@TomiLahren Mexican immigrants are, in the long run, a boon to the economy.

Also we know y’all don’t actually give a fuck about people outside your shitty little club.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@DGisSERIOUS I’d he asking daddy Trump to fuck him in the bum?

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@YFouladi @YasMohammedxx I hope this can be resolved without western involvement. I’m sick of that being the solution.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@elonmusk Don’t be Elon Musk! You’re not a billionaire!

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@beliefclinic @RollofLeaf @phyphor @HeatherEHeying @sciam You’re contradicting your Y chromosome assertion, but okay bud!🤌

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@Nowtun @TheTweetOfGod And considering you’re a digital artist I thought I’d reference something you’d might understand, if you were a Christian.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@Nowtun @TheTweetOfGod Most Christian’s don’t actually know what the Bible says. Especially with respect to the sins of Trump.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@Nowtun @TheTweetOfGod Oh. My bad! I thought you were a Christian. Carry on!

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@Nowtun @TheTweetOfGod Because Christians like to create graven images of God? Do you even see what hangs in churches? Do you read the Bible?

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@Nowtun @TheTweetOfGod You’re a 3d artist, I’d imagine you can manifest Gods image in Zbrush if you try hard enough.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@FoxNews Sounds like a brilliant man! We should construct a dancing statue in his honor.

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@Nowtun @TheTweetOfGod Because God said so!

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@caitoz Snopes also claimed this to be false. For what’s it’s worth! https://t.co/34IQyowAmR

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@elonmusk Bro! You know you are the parody, right?

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

He's done it! Ash has become a World Champion! 🏆🎉

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@lmNOTcatholic @lastpositivist Those little annoying specs on the lens are a welcoming discomfort!

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

They sure are a mighty foe! But we’re certainly going to stuff’em in their jollies! 😉

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

Has #ElonMusk not realized he is the fucking parody?

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@realkush18 @washingtonpost Mommas little happy sugar wasn’t just honey, boo boo!💅

[Classical Conservative (call me a lefty I sue) @BilboBobgans]

@realkush18 @washingtonpost Oh, sweetheart!