Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
I am releasing my full documentary on the islamic takeover of the Bronx. There is now a neighborhood in the Bronx called Little Yemen.
I run into a man with a Hamas tattoo who tells me that he "loves Hamas" and wishes that they would run the government here in the United States. He goes to the Bronx Muslim Center and claims that he's best friends with everyone there.
Oh and get this? He's on welfare. Why are we paying for a guy with a Hamas tattoo? Hamas has killed Americans. How does paying for this man's living benefit our country?
One of the imams at the mosque mocks Christanity saying that they can't get normal people into the church so they open the door to LGBT. That same imam said "we are taking over New York City" as he led the outdoor prayer at Times Square.
Another man tells me "inshallah islam will take over the west."
Do you think of these sights when you think of the Bronx?
@QuantumGuard17 Sure looks like the MORON was running backwards intentionally IN FRONT of a moving vehicle, and then tripped. With the mob of people that could have surrounded him, so I do not blame them for leaving
Nate Friedman in Michigan: "In my 2 years of reporting on the ground, this is the most shocking footage I have ever taken. Our country is becoming unrecognizable."
WOAH 🚨 Massachusetts Democrats are working on a bill to have a commission where Muslims weigh in on every piece of legislation and put Muslims in every level of Government
Yes, this is 100% real
“Update on the Allahu Akbar Commission that legislators in Massachusetts want to force on the people. Here are the names of the 14 America-hating politicians who sponsored the bill to create this Muslim commission that will infiltrate every area of law and government.
James B. Eldridge, Vanna Howard, Manny Cruz. They want Muslims to weigh in on every piece of legislation.
Robyn K. Kennedy, Jason M. Lewis, Adam Gómez. They want Muslims appointed to every level of government.
Joanne M. Comerford, John J. Cronin, Liz Miranda. They want Muslims to grade every single state agency to make sure that they meet the Allahu Akbar standards.
Pavel M. Payano, William J. Driscoll Jr., Jacob R. Oliveira, Michael O. Moore, Patricia D. Jehlen. They want to pick 11 Muslims for this commission”
“Word on the street is that so many people picked up the phone and called their elected officials that they’re backing off the plan, but do not be fooled. They will try again, except next time they’ll be sneakier about it. They’ll keep trying to get their Allahu Akbar votes one way or another.”
“Vote these America-hating psychopaths out of office”
I want to make it clear this bill is NOT DEAD, and they are still perusing it
I hate to confirm this but this is real
Democrats out forth a bill, the official title: An Act promoting the civil rights and inclusion of American Muslims in the commonwealth. It is Senate Bill S.2134 / companion House Bill H.3351
It received a favorable committee report, was recommended “ought to pass,” and was referred to the Senate Ways and Means Committee
Supporters include CAIR-MA
Here is what the bill would do
- Serve as a resource and liaison between government and Muslim communities
- Promote research and act as a clearinghouse on issues affecting American Muslims
- Inform leaders in business, education, government, media, etc., about those issues
- Foster unity among Muslim organizations
- Identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government, including boards and commissions.
(READ THAT LAST ONE AGAIN)
- Advise executive and legislative bodies on the potential effect of proposed legislation on American Muslims
- Assess programs and practices in all state agencies as they affect American Muslims.
- Undertake activities so the state “realize[s] the full benefit of the skills, talents and cultural heritage of American Muslims.”
- Separately study and report on Islamophobia trends, evaluate existing anti-Islamophobia efforts, review hate-crime statutes for possible changes, and recommend strategies/legislation to combat Islamophobia
This is the Islamic takeover of America
@BabyD1111229 Typically, if we find a carrier or Bryant board that needs replacing, they are typically $1500 plus for our cost. It’s just obnoxious that the parts cost more than the units do.
If you’re not aware, please watch this. THIS IS WHY THE FED AND IRS are going BYE BYE 👋🏻
WE WERE HIGHJACKED, deceived and lied to. The Golden Age is here! 👏🏻🔥🙏
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