To prevent a forever stain on the 2026 FIFA World Cup, and to rebuke an American President whose entire life’s existence has been laser-focused on breaking laws and rules, the @usmnt must sit Folarin Balogun for the July 6th match against Belgium.
‼️ ZELENSKYY: For the first time in the war, an enemy position was captured entirely by ground robotic systems and drones - without any infantry. A robot entered the most dangerous zones instead of a soldier and took the positions.
«The future is here, on the battlefield, and Ukraine is creating it. These are our ground robotic systems. For the first time in this war's history, an enemy position was taken exclusively by unmanned GRS platforms and drones. The occupiers surrendered, and this operation was completed without infantry involvement and without losses on our side. Ratel, Termite, Ardal, Lynx, Zmiy, Protector, Volya and other GRS completed over 22 000 missions at the front in just 3 months. In other words, over 22 000 times lives were saved. A robot went into the most dangerous zones instead of a soldier» - Zelenskyy’s address to the workers of Ukraine’s defense-industrial complex. April 13th, 2026.
Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN
Dear @BrendanCarrFCC: If you implement your flagrantly anti First Amendment actions, you will be sued and you will lose. And legal discovery will be awesome. Because the American people can then find out what the Administration keeps hiding.
Take your fascist shit and shove it.
Dear @DOJRR47: Let me know when you and @AGPamBondi stop violating the law and unredact the originals of files like this chart.
I will then voluntarily come over to your office again and look at the unredacted original files while you spy on me, because I’m cool like that.
Reminder: John Fetterman — the same Senator who won’t sign a letter demanding accountability for 168 dead children — once chased an innocent Black jogger with a shotgun and still hasn’t apologized.
That was 2013. The man did nothing wrong. Fetterman pulled a weapon on him anyway.
No charges against the jogger. No apology from Fetterman. Ever.
This is a pattern. When accountability is required, Fetterman disappears. When power is in his hands, he wields it without remorse.
The same man who won’t put his name on a letter for dead schoolgirls pointed a shotgun at an unarmed Black man and never said sorry.
Character is consistent.
@TheArenaCNN Iran is not committing terrorism in the seas, they’re merely defending themselves against an incessant liar insurrectionist dotard U.S. president.
Airlines are now using AI for “dynamic pricing.” It allows them to look at what you search and what you buy to determine the cost you’ll pay. It doesn’t work all the time, but try buying a ticket as a guest, as opposed to logging in. It’s also a way to completely jam the consumer. What you’re paying for an airline ticket isn’t based on the actual material costs to maintain the airline. It’s based on what you’re willing to pay. And you really will get pissed off when you travel overseas. In Europe, you can get most places for less than $350. We are being gouged.
COLLINS: Can you explain to the American people why the US would need to strike Iran to stop them from getting a nuclear weapon if the US 'obliterated' their enrichment program last summer?
JD VANCE: I'm not going to make any news on Iran today