Bill Beumer

Let's try to make the best of this

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Weather updates: it’s foggy

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The Life of a Showgirl: 4
Maybe she should write some more songs about Travis’ penis

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I have been told to evaluate Taylor Swift songs from 0 to 10. I don’t know if I’ve heard any of them before. Today’s song: Tim McGraw
Rating: 5
Would score higher if it was Tug McGraw, or possibly Quickdraw McGraw

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Honey: 5.1
For some reason this song worked for me a little bit

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CANCELLED!: 4
Yet another one with explicit lyrics, not that I really care. I’m sure she knows what she’s doing

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Wood: 3
No comment

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Wi$h Li$t: 4.99
So close to making the cut
If she wasn’t a billionaire this song might be listenable

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Actually Romantic: 6
I kind of like the way this song sounds, but the lyrics are stupid

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Ruin the Friendship: 5
I’ve heard plenty of songs that are worse than this one

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Eldest Daughter: 4.1

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Father Figure: 4.6
She just loves being mysterious about whom she is throwing shade at.

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Opalite: 6.8
I listened to this one a couple of times. It was a bit of a struggle to rate. I really went back and forth from 6 to 7 on this.
This song is the epitome of a teeny bopper song to me.

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Elizabeth Taylor: 3
Zzzzzz
Never was a big fan of Elizabeth Taylor
Find someone more compelling to write a song about, like a coal miner or a fireman

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We’re back! Maybe she won’t be as whiney now
Today’s song: The Fate of Ophelia 7.1
I really liked it. Maybe even Basia-like. I’ve given up trying to figure out what her lyrics mean
Looks like Travis has given her some good pointers on how to make a good song

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Happiness Doesn’t Have to Be a Heavy Lift https://t.co/Y6KUsmRXXz

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The Dr Pepper Tuition Giveaway competition is boring

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There is no way that Starbucks should ever run out of sleeves

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Time to go printer shopping. Yeee haw

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Shoutout to whomever put me on the budget committee. You are the real MVP. 👊🙄

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Be kind, be polite & be Nice on Purpose. You don't know what somebody's going thru. You could be that light that gives them hope or u can be that person that stimulates a negative emotion. We all have a part in making our environment a better place to live. #CoachPrime