Bill Beumer

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Babylon: 3
Had a hard time paying attention to attention through the whole thing. No clue why she calls it Babylon

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I have been told to evaluate Taylor Swift songs from 0 to 10. I don’t know if I’ve heard any of them before. Today’s song: Tim McGraw
Rating: 5
Would score higher if it was Tug McGraw, or possibly Quickdraw McGraw

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Pink Clouding: 2
This seems like a song being performed by someone who is making fun of Taylor by imitating her

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The song is Okay. I’ve always liked Cleveland. Bad-luck sports teams, lake effect snow, rivers on fire. You gotta be tough to live in Cleveland

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Cleveland 5.4
I hear that this song has caused a rift among Swifties, which I don’t really understand. She has found someone to love, so they should be happy for her. I am.

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AND WE’RE BACK WITH 4 new songs.
Is anyone still on X Twitter?
Patient Zero 4
Didn’t do anything for me. I kind of liked some of the background instrumentation. I thought it was going to be about COVID or something dealing with exponential growth
Nope

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The Life of a Showgirl: 4
Maybe she should write some more songs about Travis’ penis

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Honey: 5.1
For some reason this song worked for me a little bit

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CANCELLED!: 4
Yet another one with explicit lyrics, not that I really care. I’m sure she knows what she’s doing

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Wood: 3
No comment

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Wi$h Li$t: 4.99
So close to making the cut
If she wasn’t a billionaire this song might be listenable

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Actually Romantic: 6
I kind of like the way this song sounds, but the lyrics are stupid

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Ruin the Friendship: 5
I’ve heard plenty of songs that are worse than this one

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Eldest Daughter: 4.1

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Father Figure: 4.6
She just loves being mysterious about whom she is throwing shade at.

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Opalite: 6.8
I listened to this one a couple of times. It was a bit of a struggle to rate. I really went back and forth from 6 to 7 on this.
This song is the epitome of a teeny bopper song to me.

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Elizabeth Taylor: 3
Zzzzzz
Never was a big fan of Elizabeth Taylor
Find someone more compelling to write a song about, like a coal miner or a fireman