๐๐๐If...
Rudyard Kipling's "IF":
(Excerpt)
"If you can KEEP your head when all about you are LOSiNG theirs & blaming it on you...
...If you can talk with crowds & Keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings--nor lose the COMMON touch,
...You'll be a MAN, my son!"
A SHOCKING prediction for MAGAs:
So you're all PSYCHED UP to vote for your leader & "beloved" icon, DONALD TRUMP. One moment, tho, consider THIS:
Apparently, many of you have short memories about how BAD things were in his 1st term. You think you're going to be better off
(PART V) a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION you WILL NOT find affordable HEALTH CARE ANYWHERE!!!
So, if you "LIE WITH THE DEVIL" and help vote him in, & you find your life in ruins (POOR, possibly NO job or healthcare, inflation & taxes skyrocketing), DON'T cry on the shoulders of those
๐ฅ BEYOND CRAZY!
HITLER wanted to KILL WINSTON CHURCHILL!
The Germans planned to KILL him with a FAKE exploding CHOCOLATE BAR! Might have worked, but was foiled by a British SPY...
Shades of FORREST GUMP: "LIFE'S LIKE A BOX of CHOCOLATES. You never know what you're gonna git!"
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ So, WHO is this mysterious man in the photo?
His name was Daniel Bakeman.
So what? You say?
Well, he was the LAST SURVIVING soldier of the REVOLUTIONARY WAR and he had his PICTURE TAKEN in 1868 at the age of 109!!!
...He DIED the next year.
๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ You won't BELIEVE who this is!!!
This is an INCREDIBLE photo of this man and there is NO chance of guessing who he is!!!
(IDENTITY NEXT TWEET)
๐ฑ๐ซฃ๐ตโ๐ซ The word "DINOSAUR" means TERRIBLE LIZARD!
* Dinosaurs lived on Earth for 160 million years--Man, only 2.5 million!
* The "ROCK" (meteorite) that killed off Dinosaurs was just 6 miles in diameter!
* MOST Dinosaurs were man-sized--or SMALLER!
* SOME lived for 200 years!
๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด Hmmm... Could TRUMP be getting a little "ALZHEIMERery???
He exhibits:
* Memory Loss
* Confusion of Time & Place
* Stopping mid-sentence & repeating
himself
* Being confused, suspicious,
depressed, fearful, & anxious
Maybe he'll FORGET who he is???
๐๐๐ Elvis Presley's PET CHIMP!
Named SCATTER, he DRANK, looked up women's dresses, TORE UP Samuel Goldwyn's office, & ESCAPED often to BREAK INTO neighbor's houses.
...& he dressed like a human.
(Sounds "TRUMPED UP" to me. ๐)
Presley said he was "one of his best buddies".
๐ฆOwl do you do?
Owls, symbols of wisdom--BUT, not in SOUTH AFRICA, where they're messengers of WITCHCRAFT & DEATH.
They don't all HOOT-some HISS.
Remember the EXORCIST? Well an owl can turn it's head almost completely around!
Fascinating, huh? Or maybe you don't give a HOOT?
๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ THIS is a FIGHT to the finish!!!
Buckle up, bear down, & take the gloves off--because the REPUBLICANS (A.K.A. the MAGA(TS) or "Maggots" are poised to take away your money, your health care, & even the little pleasures in life.
NOOOO second chances!!!
EYE OF THE TIGER!!!