🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵

You know me. I run Texas Tech. #DeanMachine #BowToTheBald #SemiRetired #S p o o f

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

I hate Bye weeks.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

I think Red Raider fans are going to be doing more than soaking tonight.

[Texas Tech Red Raiders @TechAthletics]

Soak it all in, Red Raiders.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Since Tech won the Big 12 Championship…

FREE THE TORTILLAS!!

#TexasTech

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

I never thought I’d see this day, a Big 12 Championship!

Ring the bells!!! #TexasTech

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Bangin’ Bertha has been at every bowl game for decades. This is ridiculous.

Sounds like the Big 12 is big mad that Texas Tech is in the championship.

[Saddle Tramps 🌵 @SaddleTrampsTTU]

An update on the Big 12 Championship.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

I hope you’re using a tortilla that was smuggled in in someone’s pants.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Texas Tech vs Everybody. Just how we like it. #15to1

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The Big 12 voted 15-1 to issue 15-yard penalties to teams after a third instance of throwing items on the field.

Texas Tech was the one that voted against—and their athletic director says their tradition of throwing tortillas will not stop.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

What a great day to be a Red Raider!

Now go beat the Evil Empire and win it all!

[Texas Tech Red Raiders @TechAthletics]

TICKET. PUNCHED!

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

@gwkiker Well they’re not 11 anymore!

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Is this heaven?

No, it’s a win over #13 Iowa State on the road!

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

I bet you didn’t pass the test either.

[The Big Tortilla @tturookie39]

@gunsupnation In the damn parking lot because Dr. Dean made us take a test the day before and I couldn’t camp out all week!!!

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Remember remember the 1st of November.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

No need to hack the comma when the play calling is that predictable.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Do I stop watching now? Or keep suffering?

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

If I had to sit in misery and watch Tech lose, my day could be improved if Texas manages to lose tonight.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

It’s the BUTT Bowl and Tech defense is playing like ass.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Y’all get over to Choo Chai and make sure it stays in business. It’s a local gem.

[🌵 Southlake Weed Guy🇨🇦🇺🇸 @wreckemweedman]

Those of y’all who are in Lubbock, go help these folks out. Or, shoot by if you’re in town for a game. Choo Chai is required stop every time I make it back. It’s a Lubbock gem!

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

I’ll see your weird coatimundi, and raise you prairie dog town.

[Gazoo @RealGreatGazoo]

@WildcatAgenda you know what we got, you definitely dont got?

These weird things.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

Congrats Cincinnati on being the first holder of the Tuberbowl.

[🌵 Dr. Dean, Sex Machine 🌵 @BillDeanMachine]

That atmosphere was maybe 6 on the scale. Just wait until it gets turned up to 11.

[Seeing Scarlet @SeeingScarlet_]

He is 100% correct but it continues to make me 😆 a bit when schools coming in from the “conference of champions” are spending time talking about the home atmospheres of teams in the Big 12 as if it’s a foreign concept to them. Welcome to the fun side.