Bill English

"Lead, and dig up the diamonds around you"

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

Clearly there is a hole, because I appear to have fallen in it. https://t.co/P80fJUX1Q9 #fiscalhole #nzpol

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@JohannesBWilkat @BorisJohnson @RtHon_JohnKey @HarveyWeinstein Oh come on now. Brexit? That was Cameron's unpopularity, not me.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@Blackword @winstonpeters @johnkeypm @joereid No thanks, there's just room for me and John.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@Laudafinem @bryce_edwards @paulabennettmp Hey now. Don't forget about @JudithCollinsMP and @stevenljoyce they're creatures too. Ogres I think.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@dbseymour It's almost like the tax is trying to encourage something. Can you work out what that is, little man?

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@Styla73 Sure we don't deliver for all NZers, but neither do Fastway. We're basically delivering to a depot nearby all NZers.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@tieaknotinit Oh come on, that bureaucratic failure will happen no matter the Govt. Turns out public servants are just shit.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

Come on Greens, didn't the Tory/Lib Dem coalition work out well in the UK? You too can have the same relevance!

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@medadane @jacindaardern That's why I lie. Are you not paying attention?

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@dbseymour David, we're keeping quiet about the camps until after the election.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@DMACKBROOKSIDE @JohnLaurinaitis We get enough wrestling in the beehive with Joyce and Collins thank you.

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@NewshubNZ But I did take action. I protected NZ jobs from the evil robots!

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@tmurphyNZ I've told the NZSIS that their investigation found nothing. So this is a non-story. Please remove.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@madholmes @Acrosstic4 @MatthewHootonNZ Stop talking about the Charter Scams

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@dbseymour David, stop drawing attention to the Charter Scams. We have discussed this.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@penquinnan I am respectful, you cunt.

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@LloydBurr Look, our top experts have said there's a hole, and that's from us, @NZNationalParty Remember we're better even than the @nztreasury

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@jon_snow_420 Thanks!

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@__ezy__ We don't care about the workers. They're not donating to @NZNationalParty

[Bill English @BillEnglishPM]

@dbseymour Knock it off, you know this stuff was never part of the deal. If you still want Epsom, you'll behave,