William Marshall

Futurist and SciFi author. Open 9-5:00 for all your dystopian needs.

[Liberal Party @liberal_party]

We choose Canada.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@ZachWLambert @MirthDAL Poor little guy.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@CraigBaird The name lives on since there is a naval base here in Edmonton called the Nonsuch. Yes, we have a naval base in Edmonton, for some reason.

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

The supposedly dystopian aspect of my work has never been that, but rather the application of literary naturalism to imagined futures

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@chrissteinplays @GreatDismal She was so hot.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@ericjackson Where do you live? St. Albert? Rural Saskatchewan? You've probably never seen a mixed-race couple except on TV. I'm seeing a pattern here. Kissing Trump ass and campaigning against DEI. I'm out. I got my order to sell on open.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@acoyne My son is currently working in Victoria, getting $18/hr working nights at a pizza place while getting through school and he has considerable experience working in restaurants. Something is not right with that post.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

Amen bro. The bookend to the Age of Enlightenment will be the Singularity of Stupid.

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler Would it be a cardinal sin if I voted for you?

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@MAGAcornPopcorn @SwingAway1995 @StephenKing Rural Alberta is very conservative and somewhat pro-Trump but the cities definitely are NOT, and most people live in the cities. I should know, I live in Alberta.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler Does it need to be taken intravenously?

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@stephenRB4 The Martian

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler Might as well. It seems like every other place there has one.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler I wish I knew how to disconnect the damn thing.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@nenshi Don't say "state of Alberta." You'll give Danielle Smith and her buddy in Mar a Lago ideas.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler Haha. Good one.

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler A magnum

[William Marshall @BillJMarshall]

@WillieHandler 99% of polar bears want to remain in Canada.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

There isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States.

Workers and communities in both our countries benefit from being each other’s biggest trading and security partner.