Da Real Bill Jerk OC

Old acct dead, welcum back

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

I fr thought the Commanders were gonna wash the Cowboys today, I got drunk asf early making stupid ass bets with my homie who’s a diehard Dallas fan. This shit isn’t even over he already got my GF wearing his jersey while riding his dick…
#cowboys #BNWO

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Drunk asf coming home from the bar fighting the urge to stroke to your sister. You know it’s so wrong but you’d be kidding yourself if you haven’t once tried to listen in on her n her BF when yall lived together. Just get that nut pervert

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

@coxoxppzpplwn Ur pfp is AI retard

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

You knew this bitch from that meme, one night you were with ur big homie at the club when yall ran into each other. His drunk ass had to ask, his 6’2 frame leaning over her..he sent you the vid after #BNWO #BBC

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

@ofds8jpvery Use your imagination

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

The only thing keeping ICE from ur Mexican family is your sisters throat 😂 when her exs homie signed up for the Border Patrol he already knew of a couple sluts with undocumented family, ur sis included. But he only comes back for her, n u cant blame him

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Drunk asf coming home from the bar fighting the urge to stroke to your sister. You know it’s so wrong but you’d be kidding yourself if you haven’t once tried to listen in on her n her BF when yall lived together. Just get that nut pervert

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

You n your GF had only been in this town for a week and she already found side dick. Turns out it didn’t matter where you went with her, she was going. With the weak ass dick you been giving you didn’t leave much of a choice. #BNWO

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Ur sister isnt THAT stupid. She knows the neighbor across the street can see her making TikToks. After finding his profile he notices he followed a lot of girls who happened to look like her. After weeks of this he finally opened the blinds for her to see

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Your pushover ass did absolutely nothing when your drunk friend humped your girl with his half hard cock. At that point she realized how weak you were..she was pissed. After you finally fell asleep she snuck into the couch with ur homie

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Ur Sis was the manager of this UG rapper but his parole officer said he gets in any trouble at ALL n he gettin locked up. To keep him off the streets, she just asked what itd take to keep his nose clean. He jus said his cock had to get cleaned 1st. #BNWO

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

It gets to a point in the night where it really doesn’t matter how you get that nut. And if your cousin just so happens to have a TikTok full of goon fuel? Better drink another beer, smoke another bowl and fuck that toy like she’s watching. #babecock

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

How ass the Cardinals against the Seahawks today-

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Getting drunk asf with the new neighbor, and finding out he was a Steelers fan had you talking mad shit before the game. “I’ll let you fuck my WIFE if your sorry as team beat us!” Well that’s just what he did, right after putting his jersey on her, ofc

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

#cowboys #commanders

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

I fr thought the Commanders were gonna wash the Cowboys today, I got drunk asf early making stupid ass bets with my homie who’s a diehard Dallas fan. This shit isn’t even over he already got my GF wearing his jersey while riding his dick…
#cowboys #BNWO

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

“This is just for u, pls dont show anyone okay?” Your lil sister asked before sending this vid to her coworker she had a crush on. It was in the 🥷🏾s only groupchat the next morning. They finally got to see what she was hiding in them baggy denim jeans..

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

You want the rent paid or not? If that involves your GF having to chill at the land lords for the night, so he it. As much as she pretends to hate that day of the month, she secretly loves finally being able to taste BBC

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

College has been fun for your niece, apparently. Why are the odds the sugar daddy she met a couple months ago was ur boss? He called you over one time to check out “the big titty latina I’ve been seeing” and you had to hide your surprise when you realized.

[Da Real Bill Jerk OC @BillJerk_OC]

Your mom knows what she doing when she goes to the store in the yoga pants. “They were the only clean clothes I could find, relax.” You knew it was bullshit. She did like leaning on the cart cheeks jiggling behind the dude stocking cans. #babecock #bbc