Bill

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

What?! No weird dog can beat my record and get away with it! I'M PUTTING ON A POT OF COFFEE AND MY TERMITE BIB https://t.co/V48VekQULw

[Bill @BillMinkel]

https://t.co/Q5BxRX6FCB

[Bill @BillMinkel]

@usatodaytech @OfficialMattM I waited through the robot and relentlessly screamed at the human I was redirected to. Haven't gotten a call since.

[Bill @BillMinkel]

What the FUCK?

[Bill @BillMinkel]

Bing is atrocious. Anybody who uses Bing is a twit. I was a twit today for using Bing. Still not happy with Google. #searchenginewars

[Bill @BillMinkel]

Have I been using twitter incorrectly? I feel like I got started when I made the account.

[Bill @BillMinkel]

@AndySezWhat Meanwhile, McDonalds has 3 cars in the drive thru and I'm like 'fuck this'

[Bill @BillMinkel]

Bing is worse. #fuck!

[Bill @BillMinkel]

I hope I get another sales call.

[Bill @BillMinkel]

Just unleashed a barrage of obscenities on a telemarketer. It was the best thing I've done in months. Highly recommend. 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Bill @BillMinkel]

I can't scroll in Google AMP pages. I can't turn AMP off. I can/did download Bing. Hear that @Google? Don't fuck with me. (Am I alone here?)

[Bill @BillMinkel]

@aprilameadows Apparently Merriam-Webster is withholding over half of the words lest I agree to pay them. Ransom! Dare ye hold knowledge hostage?

[Bill @BillMinkel]

This April Fools joke is in poor taste

[Bill @BillMinkel]

@kayanastaze Only if it decides it wants to be.

[Florida Atlantic University @FloridaAtlantic]

#FAU will be animal-friendly beginning Fall 2017! Go to https://t.co/u4uU6xecXy to register your animal today! https://t.co/EnDzFiMkkR

[Bill @BillMinkel]

We all float down here

[Bill @BillMinkel]

Power Rangers was dope. #gogo see it so they make more of them.

[Bill @BillMinkel]

@aprilameadows @OfficialMattM @Lowes you can get your same fix @HomeDepot for cheaper.

[Bill @BillMinkel]

@kayanastaze you want me to look at your catalogue of words and definitions? Fine, I love words! But I refuse to pay for it. I have google.

[Bill @BillMinkel]

If you want me to pay for a dictionary, then you can go fuck yourself. #donttrytosellmedictionarys