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my mind is cloudy and these tweets are the rain

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

What am I?

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

men love to go on google maps and see how far things are from each other

[kev ❦ @lumpia666_]

oh ur in her dms?? 🤨🤨 well shes doing her british accent in front of me

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

BE GREATFUL YOU CAN WIPE YOUR BUM! BE GREATFUL THAT YOU CAN WIPE YOUR ASS WITHOUT PAIN!! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW LUCKY YOU ARE UNTIL YOU CANNOT WIPE YOUR ASS ANYMORE WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF! - Lil B

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

If I see Empire State of Mind with a video of Times Square one more time, I’m going to turn into the Joker because society and laughter.

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I can say with 88.7% certainty that the bacteria on my skin are controlling my destiny.

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

THIS SOME OF THE WILDEST SH*T EVER CAUGHT ON CAMERA 😳😳

[Jr 🇵🇷🇵🇸 @Ohh_Thats_Jr]

Top of the morning

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I own a mattress

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I do not own a mattress

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

Andrew Cuomo more like Andrew DUOMO.

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

@Alien_Cate Thank you :)

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I am a bedframe owner

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I do not own a mattress

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I am a bedframe owner

[Cate.Alien @Alien_Cate]

Congratulations on your new position!
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[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

@Alien_Cate Thank you friend 😃 I have been re-stationed for investigation and analysis at sector UNY-P. I am no longer just on Earth for work, but I visit often!

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

I am NOT deceased

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

My wife is objectively beautiful based on physics and chemistry.

[reactions @reactjpg]

reversed text with a duck looking at you pov you’re the meme

[{UNDEFINED ENTITY} @BillMurrayylmao]

Screaming in the automobile :)