William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney

DC | Voice of Our Generation | First Ballot Allston HoF | Dilettante | Infinite Jest Enjoyer | Orange County Hater | #RollTerriers | You will die. |

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

Started Montgomery at the flex today instead of Tank Dell and being rewarded tremendously. Some are calling me the Bear Bryant of Sleeper. Keep it on the goddamn ground.

[macy @macyagilliam]

does america have any honeypots in china? like are we playing offense at all?

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

Finally gave in and Googled John McEntee to see who all the Groypers are talking about as the megabased Dark Horse who’s gonna win back this country. DateRightStuff. They’re talking about DateRightStuff. They want DateRightStuff to run for President of the United States.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

#bostonuniversity #nuke #destroy #annihilate #runthedamnball #prattstreet #awesome #alcohol #beer

[Ted Davis @TedGrizzlyDavis]

Playing die on tables you couldn’t conceptualize in places you can’t imagine #GRIT

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

Joyce remains the perfect filter. If anyone dismisses him out of hand, you can just ignore everything further they have to say on literature. It’s foolproof.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@easyfunnysniper :(

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@BigDBoneyard The cheating one got a small chuckle out of me

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

This is the worst list I’ve ever seen. Moby Dick demolishes everything here. The Trial belongs in the highest tier with it. Ulysses might be the best book ever. It is time for you to perish from the earth #fakedilettante

[Megha Singh @Humanoholic]

The best classics of all time.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@TRVEWOKECANDIDE It’s okay this is a fucking horrible list

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@DeputyFife69 Yes. Very.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@infinitebreast_ @rollcallsec Red Scare daughter is the worst one here

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

I do think there’s probably another place a little more known for their Chinese food

[NIKKI @NotUhura]

@kia_aiko You know what I didn’t even think about the Chinese food you are absolutely right

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

if I were dating an artsy film girl I would send this to her, captioned "us." but I'm not. so what's even the point.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@bigpaulchum The first two on Die Lit are pretty easily his best imo

[“Detective” Rust Cohle @HSlimthickens]

Just went to @ChickfilA and they already changed the menus…

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

If you’re a Republican thinking your way of life is under attack? Don’t worry, they’re feckless morons. If you’re a Dem and have actual hope, you’re in candyland.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

Everyone on both sides of the political aisle is about to be shocked by just how little Democrats are going to do

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@sullyjr86 Well, I’m not a Caps fan first and foremost lol. But that middle / bottom 6 was fun as hell.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

I miss the mid 2010s Capitals depth forwards. Troy Brouwer, Eric Fehr, Joel Ward, Jay Beagle, Brooks Laich, Jason Chimera. Just nailgun after nailgun.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

@Splodes23 DSP was on the Habs in the era I’m talking about. God I’m getting old.

[William “Run the Damn Ball” Whitney @BillRTDB]

On Saturday I got my phone pickpocketed. After I got home, I went on my computer to figure out what I could do about it tomorrow before learning there was a 24-hour Apple Store near me. Memorized the directions and got a replacement at 6:30AM.