Fake Bill Shorten

Paradoy: Federal Member for Maribyrnong, Victoria, Australia's most popular faceless man.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Keen for transparency, #FIFA delivers papers related to bribery to the FBI.

[ABC SPORT @abcsport]

#BREAKING: Carlton has sacked head coach Mick #Malthouse after a meeting with chief executive Steven Trigg. #AFL

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Hello Twitter, I'm back like Jordan. #Bill4Labor

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

I would just like to thank the many ALP members who took part in the leaders election. You're vote was worthless. #bill4labor

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

@howespaul just agreed to come sailing on one of Scotty M's fishing boats in Greece, friends again :) #Bill4Labor

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Ahhhh, Albo just told me he still believes his in with a chance.... Cute..... #Bill4Labor #auspol #bill4change

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

@Bowenchris @GWS_Giants couldn't agree more Chris. When you're on a dying team it's always best to jump ship #bill4labor #auspol #loyalty

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Losing some weight before I take the top ALP job. QT Yogalates is just one way I stay fit #fitspiration #bill4labor

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Congrats Buddy on joining the Swans. Loyalty is for losers. #Bill4Labor #bill4change #auspol

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

The media hasn't paid @JasonClareMP any attention for weeks, had to call him this morning pretending I was a journo. #poorbloke

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

I urge PM Abbott to evoke #ANZUS and #shutdown our Govt. We stand united. #allforone #oneforall #auspol #Bill4Labor

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Well done Albo, couldn't have said it any better myself. As an aside, vote for me #bill4change

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

@RogueLabor damn right it would! Get some girls around, I'll bring the beer. Oh and invite that Berlusconi bloke #Bill4Labor

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

@leighsales I could do with some of that meth, I'm about to fall asleep of boredom at the #QandA desk.

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

@RogueLabor all good, I've already contacted Sussex St, they will deal with the little bastard.

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Albo is impressed with a 500 people turn out in Hyde Park Perth, typical fucking NRL fan, never seen a big crowd. #auspol #QandA

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

@danilic if Albo wants to be rock, I do too.

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

We have televised political debates in the Labor Party, this is revolutionary. #QandA #auspol

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

What a silly question on the differences of opinion, I agree with Albo, well said mate!
#auspol #QandA

[Fake Bill Shorten @BillShortenFake]

Behind the scenes, my notes on the #QandA desk tonight. #auspol #leadership