I might not make the playoffs after this week but I had the most points for and almost the highest in points against so it’s nothing I did wrong it just means I had the worst luck in the league and if I had any other schedule I’d probably be taking home the championship for sure
I am back in Madison to remind Americans to make their voices heard on Election Day. Special Musical Guests @GracieAbrams, @MumfordandSons, @RemiWolf, and more. Watch now. https://t.co/Nsr4nXWXWX
@anthpo NFL = No Fun League
NYPD = Need Your Permit Dingdong they are both the worst sorry they pooped on your parade this was genius and spontaneous and fun
Fourth quarter huddle with the legendary Doc Rivers. We need everyone on our team to show up for Kamala in this final stretch: https://t.co/BGPyZXgUlv.
“We will be a great league that has two teams from New York City.”
In which borough will they play sir?
“None. They will play in New Jersey. And approximately 45% of their games will be on national television.”
Wow, these two teams must win very often sir.
“Almost never.”
I fear America as a nation is genuinely not prepared for a Mets-Phillies division series. South Jersey will be a war zone. Our Interstate Wawa System is at risk of collapse. Our strategic Hoagie and Tanning Oil Reserves will be severely stressed. We may never know peace again.
“Listen, I knew him as Puff Daddy ok. Met him at Summijam once. Nice guy, little weyid. He was a fan of the show.”
“Mr. Francesa, it says here that you attended one of his Freak Parties as well. Is that true?”
“I’m nawt tawking about da Mets right now.”