Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦

Director of #DaveMadeAMaze @davemadeatweet He/Him.

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

Valid statement in all of its interpretations.

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

LEAVE BILL WATTERSON ALONE

[Hyeseong Kim Muse 김혜성 @HyeseongKimMuse]

Man, the @OKC_comets Instagram admin knows what’s up 😆

Everyone needs a Hyeseong Kim on their
team!! 👏👏

[Games Bookstore @artificialsonny]

i’m begging more people to see dave made a maze please please please please please

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

@MTGraveStudio @BrianMcquery @codyclarke Dave Made a Maze cost us way more than 50k. But way less than 750k.

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

insane double feature I just came up with

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, bailouts, legal protections, and trade barriers to survive? And when ordinary people ask for help, why is it suddenly called socialism?

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

Obsession is such an embarrassment to every producer and studio head and filmmaker who bemoans the impending death of filmmaking and wants to shepard us towards "evolving" into AI filmmaking.

Sorry bozos, just make better movies.

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

Still one of my all time favorite cinematic experiences. Saw it on the big screen without knowing a single thing about it -- not even who was in it. What. A. Ride.

[Daniel Waters @troubledwatersx]

The 35th anniversary of my mutant baby is turning out to be a lot more fun than its birth

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We're in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

Our film noir horror mash-up MIDNIGHT CITY got a shoutout in @FANGORIA 's write up of the EXCELLENT Chattanooga Film Fest's 2026 line up. So proud to be a small part of the festivities--no one does it like Chatt!

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Black goo! Haunted DVDs! Flying motorcycles! Chattanooga Film Festival's third wave of titles really does have something for everyone. https://t.co/ZFUoUqBuw9

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

One of the defining hallmarks of our modern age is that people in charge of good things are willing to make them incrementally worse for a chance to make more money, knowing most people are powerless to stop it.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

A lot of MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[Dave @GamewithDave]

We didn’t “lose” physical media.
We walked away from it.

The shops still exist. The discs, the vinyl, the collections, all still there waiting.

Streaming is easy.
Owning something is meaningful.

If you miss it… support it.

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

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[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Shouldn’t have to become content creators to be screenwriters and directors.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Please understand that only 1 of the last 153 batters Shohei Ohtani has faced during regular season games has scored.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies having to be sold so desperately. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

Parker Messick has allowed one run in 2026 (0.51 ERA)

He has faced the Dodgers, Cubs, and Braves.

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

Honored to once again participate in @fantaspoa with the #WorldPremiere of the eldritch #horror #filmnoir I directed over the summer

[Bill Watterson 📦🎥📦 @BillTweeterson]

@Cameraman_Tye A successful crowd funding campaign is a full-time job that I don't have the bandwidth for. It's not that important to me to revisit something that I already did. I'd rather my focus be on something new.