Bill Watters

Curmudgeonly 90-year-old bastard. Ex-Royal Navy. Political philosophy graduate. Cynically extreme.

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@StefanikEl83115 Every school should begin its daily service with the traditional hymns we sang in days gone by.

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@Matt_Pinner My father was a coal miner who spent many years at the coal face, and he didn't have filthy fingernails like these. Oscar Wilde's father was a dentist in Dublin; he was noted for having the filthiest fingernails. If asked why, the response was simply that 'he scratches hisself.'

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@Sofia50020Sofia Muslim males should be removed from British schools out of respect for the females of the UK.

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@MichelleDewbs How on earth has this individual been made a peer of the court? Is it another benefit of being a friend of Starmer? Being a Muslim, he will qualify for privileged treatment from the King and his son.

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@policylaila Candidates for the important post of London Mayor might find G.K. Chesterton's 'The Napoleon of Nottinghill ' a helpful read.

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Where can we see immediate news
For example, the UK Vs Argies

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@saniyafatma1278 A smoke alarm.

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I've been waking up in the mornings from dreams in which I am running a seafood restaurant in the middle of Thailand.

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What is the point of posting fatuous questions? Is it a means of getting someone to post an answer to you?

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@MichelleDewbs I thought I had tuned into Michelle and the DEWBS channel?

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@harperlee789 Dump the goat meat.

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@Kristinartz Boyfriends come and go, but a dog's love is forever. Stick with the dogs.

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@harperlee789 Silver

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@WorkElizab Your mother-in-law may be colour blind or an old hippie still craving her LSD trips.

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Did Noam Chomsky ever confront Islam? This Muslim cult embodies the three great evils that afflict a democratic society: (a) Obscene power hidden within institutions. (b) All media warrant superstition, and (c) Ideologies without moral content are undefendable.

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@EarthySoulX It's also up to us to decide if we want it in any part of our future. Islam is a secular cult and can play no part in a modern democratic society. Make it illegal.

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@medoliiy Looks like snakeskin.

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@clarkaw That was one of many correct conclusions Ann Widdecombe made about modern society.

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@GBNEWS Why have no photographs been released of the white British national being held as a suspect in the murder of Ann Widdecombe? We can only imagine the furore on our streets if the immigrant is an asylum seeker, white or otherwise.

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@DiddlySquatFarm 90-year-old Royal Navy veteran tries Diddly Squat crisps. He recalls the first-ever crisps in the UK with the little blue paper twist of salt. He claims that today's salt has been changed to a less salty variety.