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Make it simple but significant - Don Draper | Elon University '18

[Mike Town @MikeTown44]

Me: who’s she?

My wife: H.E.R

Me: yeah her, who’s she?

My wife: H.E.R that’s her name!!
#BRITS2019

[will @Bill_Cohn]

@BillyBoiThurl Done

[RIFLE @RIIIFLE]

When you’re at a sleepover and your friend doesn’t give you a blanket

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

lemme guess, TINY, a small salad?

i'll take a double triple bossy deLUXE on a RAFT, four by four, ANIMAL-style, extra SHINGLES with a shimmy AND a squeeze, LIGHT axle grease, make it CRY, BURN it, and let it SWIM.

....we serve FOOD here, sir.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

SO LONG, SHRIMP!

[will @Bill_Cohn]

@Things4FLppl @cameronhahn

[will @Bill_Cohn]

Just planted my #ElonSapling! Can't wait to see how it grows!

[Will @subtweetg0d]

I love being from Miami, can you imagine waking up in Idaho everyday? Couldn’t be me.

[will @Bill_Cohn]

Social justice warriors on social media need to be stopped tbh

[will @Bill_Cohn]

Absolutely awful experience with @Delta at JFK, I am trying to get back to university and due to traffic arrived 15 min before boarding. Staff would not let me thru even though I would've made it to my gate in time b/c TSA line was so short. Had to pay for a new flight. Unreal.

[ABC News @ABC]

Cellphone video shows several people, including one armed with a sledgehammer, trying to stop a suspected hit-and-run driver in South Florida. https://t.co/ufsnA4LVuZ

There were no injuries, according to Miami police, who advised motorists not to try to stop hit-and-run drivers.

[Publix @Publix]

Let's toast to #NationalDrinkWineDay! What's your favorite vino?

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

I can't accept your MONEY, Mr. Krabs! Grilling is my PASSION.

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

This moment was surreal—Thank you Miami— I LOVE you!