Bill Muse

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

Both shoulder blades on the mat for three seconds.

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@kevin_nealon My parents' sex tape

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@wolfofx You're better than this staged horseshit

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Thought she was a KAREN for a second 😭

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Two people handling a potentially deadly near miss in the most civilized way

[chefaroni @chefaroni]

Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

Why's this so good? 😂

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@mikevorel They haven't won since this

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@AdamCarollaShow
The MODI show was so great!!! Like when the podcast used to be a comedy show!

Then, next day, back to being Alex Jones Lite. Sigh. [fast-forwarding, fast-forwarding,...]

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@AdamCarollaShow
Noice
https://t.co/mbhkzI65nr

[Nick Gillespie @nickgillespie]

This is incredible. Might be Kamala Harris' best yet.

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@teresastrasser All our love is paid for with grief. You moved me. Recommended to a friend. And thank god for Ron.

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@teresastrasser Wonderful to hear you with Adam today. I’ve missed your delightful laugh! Immediately bought your audiobook.

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@AdamCarollaShow Loving Crystal Denha standing up to America’s Cranky Grampa. More squirming Adam please.

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

The time to hate on Bud Light was when they tried to make "Dilly dilly" a thing.

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

What's that show where a pretty Greek woman floats boats on tomato sauce?

You mean Maria Menounos's Marinara Marina?

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

"Aztecs Conn-quered" woulda been a good headline

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow Your show also committed suicide.
#WTF

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

Dickens character or current NFL player?

Chatarius Atwell
Braxton Berrios
Devin Duvernay
Darius Slayton
Equanimeous St. Brown
Peyton Hendershot
Jesper Horsted
Lachavious Simmons
Chauncey Golston
Montravius Adams
Kentravius Street
Dicaprio Bootle
Gardner Minshew
Julius Chestnut

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

Would like Russell Wilson's ex-wife to raise flag at Seahawks-Broncos game wearing "He left me too" hat.
#Seahawks
#MNF

[Bill Muse @Bill_Muse]

@aksam74 @JNeverwrong @EJames342 @AdamCarollaShow Smelliot Lames