Phil Burwell

Cleveland born and raised now in Chicago

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

In the interest of accuracy… you allowed an innocent mans face to be plastered across Twitter.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the interests of accuracy

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

. @elonmusk reminder, you let an innocent Robert Card get splattered across your platform.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Behind every great sports moment, there’s a storyteller.

For decades, Jim Nantz has been the storyteller of the Men's Final Four.

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

This is the $5.79 @ChickfilA parfait? WTF is granola?

[Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show @ultCLEsports]

Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but @Gbush91 wants to talk about.

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

Hey @elonmusk when I try to look up news and all I get is memes, you’ve failed.

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

Made of wood. Real Sturdy!

[Eric Ital @eric_ital]

Morgan Freeman with the ole Chubbs Peterson fake hand

#WorldCup

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

@John_Sabol Equals

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Our brand of baseball just won a division.

#ForTheLand

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

@chriscostanzo_ @Starting9 We actually will be competing in October. And the second week of October. Where will your team be?

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

Had that stuff tonight! @T_eazy24

[MLB @MLB]

The Guardians lead the AL Central by 6 games after some domination from Triston McKenzie. 😤

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

@DIRECTV @DIRECTV fix this!

[SI Golf @SI_Golf]

🚨 Tiger Woods is at Augusta National today to play a practice round.

https://t.co/mJOqXTq6j6

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Antonio Brown in the middle of a football game:

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

Everyone hates Marcus Smart… Greek 👑

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

After @Buck2Chi takes the last wing from @Ben_Feld @C_Hanlin and I tonight.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

They were not happy at all... 😂

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

@usatodaysports @BarstoolBigCat

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

@kburweezie @Delta Burwell curse

[Phil Burwell @Bill_Phurwell]

If they are “out of the vinaigrette” and the guy in the back is tearing down the kitchen and wrapping food while still open, your @ChipotleTweets should be free.