Bill Lampe

[doomer @uncledoomer]

america is so fucking beautiful sometimes

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Fox Graphic designer after lying on his Resume

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Carson Beck asked what his draft grade was and his agent farted on the phone and told him hit the portal

[Lazy @LazyJam]

Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon

[jen ramos-eisen @jenramose]

Marketer: You get those Pop Tarts ready for the game?
Mascot Handler: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketer: what

[drake c. toll show, westwood one @drakectollshow]

TRUE FRESHMAN CLEMSON KICKER WINKED BEFORE KNOCKING DOWN A 56-YARDER TO WIN THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

they need to ask him about galaxy gas

[shane @UGAchampy]

Do NOT let them start flying planes @KirbySmartUGA

[Tyler Parker @tylrparkr]

Conheads rejoice. It’s his time.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”

[Perry @PSS_941]

Dabo when he learned what the C in TCU stands for

[Noah @Raptors_Noahh]

@Suns Just smashed my 4k tv in front of 30 guests at my cocktail party because of the Suns' performance tonight. My wife took our crying kids and said they’ll be spending all night in a motel. This team has ruined my life and party. Goodbye Suns nation, I can’t do this any longer.

[Bill Lampe @Billllampe]

@lilsasquatch66 @joeyyyy1996

[Bill Lampe @Billllampe]

@joeyyyy1996 *Buys GameStop once*

[James @CaucasianJames]

stopped him in his tracks. he’s in

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

[Bill Lampe @Billllampe]

@mchieco27 Sickening