The chance of being born a Cleveland Browns fan is roughly: 0.0000000000000000154%.
1 in 400 trillion of specifically existing
1 in 23.5 of being born in the USA
1 in 29 of of being born in Ohio
1 in 2.38 of being a Browns fan
Congrats, you won the saddest Powerball.
Cubs just got thrown out at home trying to steal with slow ass catcher on pass ball…
Got picked off first 2 guys in a row…
Gavin Williams didn’t even record an out.
I love what the @Browns have done this offseason but if im a young QB ain't no way im going to Cleveland. I would pull a ELI MANNING If possible. #ThinkAboutthat#Truth
There is probably at least 430 lbs of copper in the house you’re in right now which is worth roughly $1800. You can get money to gamble with. You just have to want it. Be somebody.
Overall not a stellar performance by Kendrick but he saved it with the Not Like Us into tv off. Stared right into the soul of America and had the entire stadium saying “MINORRRRR” was another massive L for Drake.