Billy

This is where I chat absolute shite and often tweet out of context things I hear

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

There is only one workout routine I want to know and its THAT BITCH ABBY'S.
LIKE WHAT SHE DOING LOOKING DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON IN AN APOCALYPSE
#TheLastofUs2 #TheLastofUsPart2 #thatbitchabby

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Your mum does the food shop at a pharmacy

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Could I have a hot choccy woccy please

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

No sound for AJ bs Wallin… @DAZNBoxing we getting a refund then yeah?

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Walking down the street and overheard a teenage girl on the phone and she shouted and I quote ‘who else am I meant to ring? The boogeyman? Hello boogeyman I’m desperate for a piss and I don’t know what to do’ honestly had me howling

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

@Joshstrangehill Hi Josh, massive Simpsons fan The house number changed quite a few times in early episodes being 94, 1095, 555, 723 Evergreen Terrace at one point in ‘Homer triple bypass’ 742 is shown to be snakes house, is there a reason a house no. Wasn’t settled on for a while?

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

@BrailsfordKurt’s first wank was to @BBCMOTD

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Massive well done to our women, finally bringing football home ⚽️🦁

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

The famous warlord Micheal Jackson

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Going to the gym in this heat just cause it has air con

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Last person to land it has to become a Christian

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

@chatabix1 @gillinghamjoe don’t ask me why but if you Google Robbie Knox a fair few photos of Joe come up

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Headphones died 5 mins into the gym, gonna be one of them days then

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Watching inside the force 24/7 involving @LincsPolice and the ep about Declan Grant who punched and killed a man, two calls made about him prior to the incident, no response from the police, a needless and very preventable death that will stay with the family for their lifetimes

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

@chatabix1 is there a reason for todays podcast just being Joe chatting to himself or is it top secret

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

@chatabix1 I BEG of you, you’ve probably heard the song but listen to Get it on by T-Rex, it sounds EXACTLY like David singing, I just cannot listen to that song the same now I’ve pictured it in my head

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

An old lady who I just collected from told me I have lovely hair so that’s all the reason I need to keep growing it

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

@ThatActorMarcus Well she’s not entirely wrong

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

You know work is slow when I purposefully head towards traffic as I’ve got nothing better to do

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

‘I don’t want to put something in my body when I don’t know what’s in it’ Okay? I assume you don’t smoke, don’t eat anything accept things the grow on trees/ in the ground? And only drink water? You’ve never taken antibiotics, paracetamol, ibuprofen?? Give your head a wobble

[Billy @BillyBaxter6]

Not sure why us that have done our part and got vaccinated/ boosted have to suffer through another lockdown,cause of the ignorant few refusing to get vaxxed. If you’re so confident COVID won’t make you ill, let someone positive cough in your face then tell me you’re not worried