Billy Mabray 🇺🇦

Internet vagabond

(Also: @[email protected])

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

I feel so bad for Andrew Jackson, being forced to relocate by the federal government. Must be terrible for him.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

@PrincessCruises I booked a cruise for July with 2 Plus fares and 2 regular fares and just discovered the customer service agent gave one of the Plus fares to the wrong person. Can you help?

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

Ok, now I’m thinking Musk really can get to Mars. Cuz this is the kind of screwing up you do only if you’re leaving a planet forever.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

*stares into camera*

[Variety @Variety]

“The Office” star Rainn Wilson has changed his name to Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson to protest climate change. https://t.co/gfwm0XSPjn

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

Well, I’m convinced. Let’s throw out all the results from last night and start over.

[Ryan LaCroix @KOSUryan]

There’s a political candidate in Oklahoma who failed 2win their race, like nowhere close. 600,000+ votes behind the winner. They spent their time harassing local media and producing unhinged internal polling.

They’re now alleging voter fraud, without proof or evidence. Perfect.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

[Fade In] PAC-MAN is standing on a dark street. Suddenly, he’s shot and killed.

BATGIRL enters from above.

Batgirl: I will avenge you, Pac-Man. But first…

[Place entirety of Batgirl film here]

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A live-action PAC-MAN movie is in the works.

(https://t.co/B6oXIaLAMw)

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

I’ve decided I want to be on the pardon list, if that’s still in the works.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

This is the second best reason to not work at Tesla. The best, of course, is because Elon Musk is a garbage person.

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

“Remote work is no longer acceptble” [sic] .. anyone who wishes to do remote work must be in the office for a minimum (and I mean *minimum*) of 40 hours per week or depart Tesla.”

⁦@elonmusk⁩ ⁦@business⁩ $TSLA #WFH https://t.co/og2ChzQrcU

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

Avatar 2 looks to be James Cameron’s best screensaver yet

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

oh good, Twitter will finally get a fart app

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

Because Quibi’s already been used, I guess

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

What a shame, Twitter was nothing but pillars of virtue before this

[Bloomberg @business]

BREAKING: Elon Musk has taken a 9.2% passive stake in Twitter, Bloomberg News reports https://t.co/qcG7Sq4fGT

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

The overwhelming message of this year’s Super Bowl ads was “Our product is horrible”.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

@biorhythmist I haven’t been on twitter for weeks, came back specifically to see this joke.

Thank you for your service.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

@seanhussey I’m so sorry for your loss, but I’m glad you all had so many years together.

This is Max. He’s the Goofus to our other dog’s Gallant, but he cleans up well.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

@jonfisher CommonWealth Farms is having a pumpkin smash tomorrow: https://t.co/4CdyI0PhQB

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

@katefeetie Two series I’ve really enjoyed over the past year:

Teixcalaan: https://t.co/ilBYiJDQvS
Wayward Children: https://t.co/B2QH50YCSS

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

@lschmeiser I’m typically a let it linger person, but since the next weekend was a full week away I took the outside stuff down today.

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

Welcome to the resistance, Joy.

[Joy Hofmeister @joy4ok]

I've got some big news to share -- I'm running for Governor, and I'm running as a Democrat.

Watch this video to learn more about why I'm running, then be sure to chip in any amount you can to help me get this campaign off to a great start! https://t.co/TyHVcUilPB

[Billy Mabray 🇺🇦 @billygoat]

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[BNO News @BNONews]

Facebook has sent a team to one of its California data centers to try to manually reset its servers - NYT