Jack Holt

I'm mostly just here to be a smartass.

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[Jack Holt @jackholt]

I am:

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@katefeetie ¿Porqué no los dos?

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

Well, I'll miss you guys

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Imagine having enough money to help the whole planet, or build you own fucking castlevania castle.

But instead you buy a app that everyone hates you on.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@inthefade I'm going to call it "grimes"

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@pragprog 9+9-(6/6)

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@shahselbe I saw it for the first time on a plane, too. (Coming back from dropping my son off at college.) Loved it, and immediately started watching it a second time.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

Woke up from a good dream. Tried to get back to sleep, but various aches and pains were keeping me up. Now, I have taken ibuprofen and I wait. As you do.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@buttplugio Gives new meaning to the phrase "daisy-chaining peripherals"

[Anna M. Kaplan @AnnaMKaplan]

Today is George Santos' birthday (or so he claims).

What better way to celebrate his birthday than to make a $10 contribution to help me defeat him at the polls?

With your help, we'll throw him a birthday and retirement party: https://t.co/pGxA9KzAeH

[Rabbi S Litvin @BluegrassRabbi]

As the world mourns Tony Bennett, the incredible vocalist, one should honor the fact that Tony was among the young men that liberated Dachau, playing a part in saving the lives of thousands of Jews, including Elie Wiesel, R Lau, and many more.

May his family & fans find comfort.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@pragprog I've always done my best work whenever I am least likely to be interrupted. That said, if I can start the day with something small and easy and get an early win in the day, that gives me momentum to tackle bigger tasks.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@smartasshat Storms deserve to be paid more. I support the storm union in this strike.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@daveshumka Use someone else's left hand instead

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@katefeetie Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@treyhunner LISP, so I have no fear of lambdas

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

TREE! LAW! TREE! LAW!

[LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia @lacontroller]

UPDATE:

With cooperation from the Bureau of Street Services, we have found that no tree trimming permits have been issued over the last three years for this location outside Universal Studios.

Also, the City did not issue any tree trimming permits for the latest tree trimmings.

[Jack Holt @jackholt]

@rsmallbone Have you tried it, though?