Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN!

There is a half decent chance I will never update my profile picture

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have." -Roger Rabbit

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

>deliberately refuse to give the fans what they want
>specifically give them the opposite of what they want
>franchise falls apart
>"Giving the fans what they want" is a bad business model

[Tuor Eladar @AgitpropMaster]

@martianwyrdlord

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

At some point, actual Christians, not just the ones who call themselves that, are going to have to read 1 & 2 Samuel, Augustine's City of God, and Luther's Doctrine of Two Kingdoms, and recognize that ideal government was never promised, nor prescribed, for any believer. Ever.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Are games insulting you?

The Entertainment Software Association says that a "requirement" of games is to avoid naming difficulty levels in a way that "demeans players".

For Wolfenstein, id Software literally gave the hero a baby bonnet and pacifier if he choose the wimpy difficulty.

I guess the Entertainment Software Association's dictat is why Doom: Dark Ages replaced "I'm Too Young to Die" with "Aspiring Slayer." (Pussies)

I am perfectly happy to be demeaned by a game that says I'm picking the baby level. You?

[S k y @Skkyyyyyyyyyyy]

@ComfortablySmug

[MarloPainter @marlopainter]

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[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

girls make fun of 3 in 1 body wash because there jealouse of how much free time it gives guys to play with there friends on the computer

[Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @jakethornton]

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

This is the best opening paragraph of any textbook I’ve ever read.

As a bonus it makes for a terrific start for a horror plot.

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

POTTY ROG IS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIIIIGHT

[Ashley M @_crashleyb]

I got not one, but TWO genuine chuckles from my husband tonight.

[Russell @theramblingfool]

*Every anonymous poll shows blue winning*

"Those anonymous respondents are virtue signaling."

[Reddit Retards @Reddit_Retards]

Average Redditor

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

Anyway this is probably one of my best ever display names. Definitely Top 5.

[Alex Caswen @AlexCaswen]

“If everyone just presses red . . .”
Everyone will not just
If your strategy relies on “If everyone would just..." then you do not have a strategy
Everyone is not going to ‘just’.
At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just.
and they're not going to start now.

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

“Hey Jesus, you should have just pressed the red button lmao, don’t you have basic logic skills?”

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

@Hermitual @micsolana Most of the red arguments hinge on being “smart enough” to understand that red is “correct.” But you don’t even have to process what’s logically correct. You just have to know that someone, somewhere, is going to press blue. And they will.

So yeah. What you said.

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

@banana_rama__ @notsoErudite But the bar to clear for 0 deaths on the red side is 100%

[Billy June’s NOT HAVING ANY FUN! @BillyKidRadio]

@notsoErudite Yeah I think blue is the correct choice assuming anyone else at all would pick it. Which they would. The “muh game theory” crowd is crafting an unrealistic scenario where it’s possible to get literally everyone on the same page and otherwise justifying utilitarian slaughter

[joshscorcher @joshscorcher]

Something I noticed.