Billy

Plays way too much PlayStation

[Billy @BillyLcc]

@CricketthatsCat

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

2 years ago, I found the saddest cat in the shelter and took him home.

Last year, he raised $10k for that same shelter by starring in his own calendar.

This year, we're going to do even better.

Happy gotcha day, Gregory.

Preorders now available: https://t.co/arBRwdqxhL

[Billy @BillyLcc]

@godz_metal Good luck from ‘Cifer 🤘🤘

[Ika Ferrer Gotić @IkaFerrerGotic]

You clearly stated and firmly stood behind this statement: 'killing 20,000 children in Gaza is justified' even though I repeatedly reminded you those children are indeed innocent civilians. Civilians targeted daily, deliberately, and intentionally. No doubt about it. I was genuinely shocked you haven't thought this through. Our regional audiences are shocked and in distress over your lack of humility.

I understand this is now crisis management, Gunther, and the record of your stance has been made.

This is something that will not easily be ignored. It's a statement that will probably live with you forever and will mark you as a person and a politician. Times will change, ICC will do its job. International community will accept its failures.

Now, this is what you could do: apologize publicly for your previous statements that are absolutely shocking and shameful and start actively advocating for preservation of life of Gaza's children lives and their basic rights under international laws. Regardless of the fucking regime.

That's the only way to go from here. Saying this in good faith. Think about it.

| #Gaza #Genocide #Children

[Billy @BillyLcc]

@half_straycat Can I get one too please 😊🐈‍⬛❤️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

In 1995, a tiny stray kitten somehow got into the enclosure of a 560-pound grizzly bear named Griz at a wildlife rehabilitation center in Oregon, and because apparently kittens are born with absolutely no concept of reasonable risk assessment, he walked straight up to the bear while Griz was eating. The people watching were pretty sure they were about to witness the shortest friendship in history.

Instead, Griz reached into his food, pulled out a piece of chicken, put it down next to his paw, and let the kitten eat it. And that was basically it. The kitten, who was given the incredibly creative name Cat, apparently decided he lived with a grizzly now.

They started eating together, sleeping together and playing together, and Cat would even run up and smack Griz on the nose, while the 560-pound bear somehow understood that his roommate was approximately the size of one of his feet and reportedly backed off when their play got too rough.

Apparently bears are eligible for the cat distribution system.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Many of you are asking if your cat made it into my calendar. Unfortunately I had more submissions than I could even respond to, let alone add to the project

But I can confidently say that if I told you I’d try to get your kitty in, I found a way.

Preorders begin tomorrow.

[Billy @BillyLcc]

@CatOfCrisis Why the delay?

[Samuel L. Datsun™ @SamuelLDatsun]

If the social media sites won't run paid ads for the Musk documentary, I'll advertise it for free.

Elon is my enemy.

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

Exactly 15 years ago @Gamesquidable and i released The Binding of isaac on steam!

its crazy its been 15 years and there are still so many of you playing the game regularly.

thanks for turning such a weird, personal and depressing game into a classic! <3

[Lewis Hannah🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸💛 @LewisHannahSNP]

Scotland needs you to fuck right off.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

A strategic alignment for the perfect moment.

Starship takes flight. Congratulations to the entire SpaceX team. What you’ve built is incredible.

[#Anonymous @TheStripesGirl]

"How are the women who work with Diego Sarabia at Wells Fargo supposed to feel safe knowing he’s a rapist? And not just any old rapist, but a 7-hour long gang rapist"?
Sarabia is one of the Cornell University hang rapists.

#Anonymous
#AnonCrimeWatch

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

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[Council Estate Media @cem_uk_]

For the past few months, we’ve been told by people with a crystal ball that an attack on UK soil was imminent, and now it’s finally happened. There was an incident at RAF Fairford last night that resulted in 85 homes being evacuated. The media would like you to know this incident was terrifying. So terrifying, in fact, that you should probably get ready for war.

This is an emerging story, but here’s what I’ve managed to piece together so far. Given the media seems to be making this up as it goes along, some of the details are probably gonna change. Needless to say, they have plot holes to fill…

A farmer was driving home in the early hours of the morning and she noticed three white vans blocking the road. No one was inside them. She turned around and spotted a bunch of Middle Eastern-looking boys running off into the woods. Those woods were incredibly dark, but thankfully, she has the eyes of an owl. She was able to work out their ethnicity through the shadow of the trees, despite the fact they were wearing masks.

She called an emergency line that locals had been given for just such a scenario, but no one could be bothered to answer. She called 999 and police came out within ten minutes of her call. When they arrived, they said they’d first been notified nearly an hour ago, but hadn’t bothered doing anything. There were no routine security patrols around the base either. It’s basically the sloppiest security effort since Netanyahu gave standdown orders on October 7.

Luckily for the police, those Middle-Eastern-looking boys were still hanging around 25 minutes later and were arrested under the Explosives Act.

We are told the vans had been driving around the base for hours before they parked up. It’s like they were making their arrival as visible as possible and then they just waited around to be caught. Either it was deliberate or they were just as useless as base security.

Somehow it gets even worse. The vans were parked just six metres from houses, and the company names and telephone numbers on them were fake. Yet it took police around five hours to give evacuation orders. Maybe they knew the vans weren’t a threat, or maybe they’re staggeringly incompetent. I guess it could be both.

Prior to the incident, the base was on its highest alert, and one local said they’d been stopped at gunpoint by Americans. If you didn’t know, this is an American base on our soil, or a “fort” as Trump called it. The US president was giving interviews about the incident shortly after it happened. He said “it worked out great”, which is an odd choice of words, don’t you think?

Trump said the US had been investigating the suspects for a long time. Not sure if he meant “investigating” or actually meant “working with”. All I know is the British are insisting the arrests weren’t intelligence-led and that a farmer basically saved the country.

We are now being told by the war-hungry media it was Iran, Iran, Iran… or maybe Russia, according to one news reader who mumbled something about this is why we need tactical nukes. Yelp.

Now I’m still not clear what these “Iranians” were hoping to achieve. Park vans packed with explosives near a base and blow the whole thing up? Unless they had a nuke, best they’d achieve is damage to a few nearby houses and trees.

If the Iranians wanted to pull this off, they would not hire a bunch of kids to drive in circles for hours around a base that’s on its highest alert and then hide in the woods until they were caught. They would quickly launch drones and disappear.

It seems more likely this was a performance rather than a serious attack. Shortly after it happened, we had a news crew flying above Fairford in a helicopter, showing the location of B1 Stealth Bombers and other sensitive things. If there was a real threat, that’s the last thing they would allow.

Now you have to ask yourself which parties would benefit from this. Israel needs us to join its war, the US needs to keep using Fairford to bomb Iran, and the UK needs to justify its involvement.

Even though we attacked Iran first, they will probably spin it into something like this: “Iran is attacking the UK, even though we are a neutral party. Therefore we have no choice but to get involved”. This would be a terrible legal and moral argument, but it just needs to convince stupid people. We have to make sure stupid people are not taken in by this crap.

[☠️Metal Gödz☠️ 🍥 @godz_metal]

Spread it far and wide

[Samuel L. Datsun™ @SamuelLDatsun]

If you can, see this soco.
If you can't, then retweet.

Don't stop talking about the Musk documentary.

[Billy @BillyLcc]

@HarleyShah I love how you can post a car pic and almost guarantee someone is gonna think, yep I know that feeling/pose/picture well 😂🐈‍⬛❤️

[Billy @BillyLcc]

@xxxlvoid You have fine tastes 😊🐈‍⬛❤️

[Kim Masters @kimmasters]

Since the oligarchs won’t take ads for the film, let’s all post this:

https://t.co/yujmNcjFTW