Billy Ray Cockus

Aspiring jack-of-all-trades. Addicted to your mother's breakfast foods and classy nature. Tattooed and bearded for your mother’s pleasure.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Just in case you forgot.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Make America great again. Put carcinogens back in cigarettes.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Cucumber Lime is the SUPERIOR Gatorade. Fight me.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Fucked around and ate gas station fried fish. Am I finna die?

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Yall worried about the election results while I'm over here having a panic attack because wtf is yolk and why is it called that

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

There's a certain breed of person that goes to Rick's Market on the regular

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Fruit punch Caprisun tastes like the color red

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

This guy looks like he enjoys cocaine, Koe Wetzel, and big tittied goth women.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

FOMO like a mofo

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Sic Transit Gloria

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Fuck you, maybe I don't want to be saved

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was hard.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

This guy is about as useful as shitting in my own hands and clapping.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

The world needs more late night barbers.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Tell your mom she can toque macaque.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

@itsnotbret Dot work is impeccable.

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

@lindzz_21 So you're doing what?

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

About to take a grippy sock vacation

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Are the Paw Patrol all sanctioned government officials? Or are they impersonating officers?

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

Going to adopt a street under the name "Bopha Desnuts".

[Billy Ray Cockus @BillyRayCockus]

There I was, barbecue sauce all on my titties.