William Zerbst

Married father of 3 beautiful girls. Did the musician thing for a while, now starting a new journey into stand up.

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@FeehanKerryn You seem cool as shit, I can see dudes catching feelings for you real quick.

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@luisjgomez I think you and @FeehanKerryn need to get together for an emergency RAP session on the subject.

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@luisjgomez @Dr_Gavin_Brewis I want all these guys to go be cops.

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@OneAboveAll3015 Each pedo he takes care of reduces his sentence by a month.

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@luisjgomez Who? Some European cunt? Do they know who you are?!?

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@luisjgomez You’re not gonna pull an Ari and move to Europe now are you?

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@aresteanu Yeah but he’s great in Tires though.

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Anyone else think @DanSoder fucking crushed in Tires season 3? #Tires #netflix @Shanemgillis

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@FeehanKerryn I’m only 3 episodes in right now, but why the FUCK is Will hitting on all these basic bitches and keeping Reagan on the back burner?!? Tell me she finds out and fixes this later!

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@rawchronicles Depends on your situation?

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@HonoluluBlues_ Or, now hear me out…. We don’t give a damn about the score and use this game as well as the rest of the preseason to find some studs that are going to help us win when it matters?

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@FeehanKerryn If only this dumb job wasn’t keeping me from watching it now.

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@luisjgomez I don’t think you’re supposed to call them “things” anymore. Trans person could be the preferred terminology, however it seems this changes frequently.

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@brokenlizard @SteveLemme @ErikStolhanske More like Erik Skol-hanske am I right! @ErikStolhanske

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@brokenlizard @WWE @SteveLemme @HeffernanRules @jaychandrasekha @ErikStolhanske @PaulSoter @SuperTroopers @searchlightpics Landfill2 still got it I see.

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@Deancain Get real…. It would obviously be all the white guys that are good enough to play in college but not the NBA… don’t be ridiculous

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@Simi_2210_ 20

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@hoodikolek By keeping the 5th element safe until evil comes back obviously.

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@TheHeatCentral @WindhorstESPN Oh so @TimJDillon is a sports commentator now?

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@Mahnoor18288159 Also a slut