Currently awaiting my physical for traveling abroad. Hoping that the person to fondle my balls is an SEC sorority girl fresh out of grad school. Wish Billy luck.
Insane scaries this morning. In a Danish hospital 3 days before I go home with what seems to be a broken left foot. Parents may kill me wish some luck.
These announcers for the Mariners vs Jays game might be the most biased cucks I have listened to in my entire life. Have been jinxing the mariners all game please shut the fuck up.