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the worst blog on twitter

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"Why do I keep seeing @adultswim ads on TikTok?"

[featuring only adult swim bumps]

Glad you asked 👇

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@CMYKyla And you get recognized by the corporatism hellscape we call home

Congrats ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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@DaBaird26 I don’t have a problem with Matt Mercer, but are your hands available Tuesday, 3:30pm?

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@JUntermaier @CM_Kyla Someone needs to tell you this today: You're a fucking idiot.

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@DaBaird26 @CM_Kyla Still a noob question - how many people can play? Lmao

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@CM_Kyla My skeleton army is calling me

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@CM_Kyla Idk anything about Diablo, but playing games with you is fun enough to try out the beta

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@CM_Kyla Cancelled

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This wasn’t written by ChatGPT.

It was written by two fighting goldfish in a tank of Diet Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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@brianne2k

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@jeeveswilliams Jeeves: the most chaotic neutral man I’ve ever known

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@CM_Kyla Get me outta here

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Hell is accidentally scrolling onto a TikTok live where a guy goes “ok… but like what does anti-fascism MEAN????????”

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@CM_Kyla So in the end was it worth it?

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@JelleTells Me, showing up to the twitter party like:

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-> opens twitter
-> instant sad and regret
-> closes twitter

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@GammaGamer45 They’re like shiny Pokémon at this point

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Ya know, I did pretty good for the “never gonna graduate high-school” kid

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Welp. This feels fitting

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@jeeveswilliams In a sea of complex moral, philosophical, and spiritual ambiguity modernity gives to us

We can always count on the word “mittwoch” to ground us in reality

[It Gets Better @ItGetsBetter]

Did you say, another 💰charity stream?!💰

Well, we and @CM_Kyla did!

Join them, say hi, and drop a donation - live at 5pm ET/2pm PT: https://t.co/64z07FphH7